She shook her head. “No,” she told him. “I don't want you to.” Though maybe she should? She didn't know. She probably should get her own brain in check. But still. “What now, then?” she asked.
Ronin felt her shake her head more than saw it which was strange. "Okay, hmm..." he said and thought about what now. "More random questions. That's my vote. I'm always amused when I suddenly learn something I never knew about you."
She laughed. “Okay, well you start then. Ask me a random question, about something you're curious about but don't know,” she said. “And we need to assume all questions are reciprocal, too. If we're gonna be dropping truth bombs, we should both get slapped with it,” she teased.
"Of course! I always reciprocate," he told her and nodded as though that added more integrity to the statement. "Let's see. Cartoon character you wish was human?" he asked though after it came out of his mouth it sounded rather lame compared to her question about spending the night with a musician. "And what would you do if they were?"
“Oh boy,” she said, pausing as she thought that over. “Um...oh! The Monarch, from The Venture Brothers!” Kai said, grinning. “And what would I do? Totally join his ranks of henchmen, of course! I'd get to meet Twenty-One!” Then she bit her lip. “Wait, does everything about them come to life too? Okay maybe I need to just say Twenty-One then if that isn't the case, and it's just one, ripped from their life as a cartoon character...”
"Twenty-One? Really?" He chuckled. "You're a deviant, little willow. I think I really like that about you." He could just see her in the uniform but a less awkward version. It made him grin. "I think I'd definitely have to go with Cheetara," he said, grinning even more. "And what would I do? Pretty sure I'd try to count her spots. All of them." He laughed because he really did have a one track mind sometimes.
“Cheetara, aka an entire generation's first boner?” she posed, laughing. “And you say I'm the deviant! No way. Though I have to admit, if it was Twenty-One from later? Like after he got all buffed out and could hold his own against Samson? Yeah. I'd do him. Right on top of his collector's edition comics.”
"That's the exact Cheetara I meant. Though I might be persuaded to go with Raven of Teen Titans. That girl is magical. And ha, I meant you were deviant for wanting to join an evil army. Not your choice of cartoon characters. Though I now have that image in my mind of you and Twenty-One. Thanks for that," he grumped goodnaturedly. "Your turn to ask a question."
“Raven would be better than Cheetara. I mean, come on now. She was the only chick in a sea of dudes. Well, okay, there was Kat, but still. Do you really think that she'd be worth it? How often did Liono sneak into her quarters at night? Or Panthro?” She blinked. “Wow. They really went all out in name originality, didn't they?” Then she turned her mind to a question. “Historical figures you would want to get in a fistfight with, go!”
Ronin gave her a wrinkled nose look and chuckled. Her mind really did go more into the gutter than his did. He was grateful she'd spared him the weird fanfic topics. "Raven is a little less nubile. I like them a lot more innocent," he said decidedly though his voice trailed off as he thought about her next question. "Hitler. Hands down. I want to punch that vegetarian, painting, murdering, assfuck in the nose as many times as possible."
Kai grinned. “Nice choice. I think I'd want to fist fight...Caligula. That dude was fucked up beyond belief, and deserves to get beat up by a tiny girl,” she said with a very firm nod. “But I'd pay to see you beat up Hitler.”