alice longbottom (trueresilience) wrote in 80smarauders_ic, @ 2017-09-11 19:55:00 |
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Entry tags: | !complete, character: alice longbottom, character: gideon prewett, character: james potter, character: kingsley shacklebolt, character: regulus black, date: 09-87, type: journal |
Journal: Alice Longbottom
Many of the shops in Diagon Alley have updated their displays early to reflect the changing season. As lovely as this must be for you lovers of Autumn, it has brought about a spate of pumpkin related incidents. As upsetting as such events can be, I would like to remind the general public that rearranging a collection of pumpkin models into lewd positions is not classed as a case that requires immediate attention from the Auror Department. I would suggest diverting your gaze, moving the models of your own free will, and educating your children about the flaws within the general population.
With all that said, if you know who is culpable for this pumpkin-readjustment-spree, please point them in my direction--If only so I can find some loop-hole to repay the several hours lost to this nonsense.