dorcas stormborn of house stfu (dorksass) wrote in 80smarauders_ic, @ 2017-08-24 19:07:00 |
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Journal. Dorcas 001.
Consider this a public service announcement in the hopes I will actually get a lunch today instead of helping triage ludicrous rumours.
If you have been on either side of this recent snogging epidemic, it does not mean that you will soon begin turning into an inferi. Nor will the cause turn out to be that there's a doxy growing in your ear. Furthermore the spontaneous combustion you may have heard about was actually a rubbish bin catching alight in the tearoom earlier in the week.
I do realize the cause of this all has not yet been revealed, but I can assure you there has not been a string of deaths we here at Mungo's are covering up. We're not that exciting.