Type: Blog
Who: Dante and open to all
When: Week 10: Tuesday afternoon
Guess who's back, bitches! Me! That's who! And I'm so glad we missed that little, yet extremely funny, fiasco that was last week. Tour was awesome, as normal, fans were crazy, as usual, bands pranks were FUCKING EPIC! But the cherry on top of it all was Keara. To be more specific, Keara bitch-slapping a fucking annoying fan-girl whom I couldn't seem to get rid of for the life of me.
Yes, ladies and gentleman, my hard-working, quick adapting, were-fox slave bitch slapped some cunt while we were stopped for a show in Seattle. It was fucking priceless! And I really wish I had got it on camera! This twit wouldn't leave me or any of the guys alone, to include Sonny (my other slave) as she pestered us for "insight" into the bands. We were fucking unloading equipment, speakers, amps, etc... and she was fucking following us back and forth between the trailer and the venue. Her hormones were disgusting to smell, and even after we all were polite and told her to go away, she fucking persisted! So, without a word, I just see red hair flash by me, a hand come up and swiftly across the other girl's face, and heard a delightful smack as well a growl from my protective companion, and then the twit was in pure shock. Seriously, I don't think her eyes could have gotten any wider. The bitch demanded I punish her, and simply said, "Why? She's doing her job." The twit proceeded to scream at me, "AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!"
I just grinned and said, "Security." Bitch stomped the fuck out and didn't come back. If it was possible, I would have died laughing at the entire situation, just fucking priceless.
So, that's how tour went, how were things here? How was being human? Sorry we couldn't be a part of it with you, but no worries, I was laughing at you all from the mainland all the same.