You'll only be abroad on short assignments. From what I've heard over the years, the longer assignments aren't forced on anyone. That's the scuttlebutt anyway.
Besides, how do you know I won't just hide in your expanding luggage for those trips? You can't get rid of me that easily. Unless that's creepy to say, in which case, ignore this text.
My bed smells like you, made it impossible to sleep last night until I did something about it.