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Charlie Crews ([info]i_zen) wrote in [info]we_coexist,
@ 2012-11-18 00:56:00

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Entry tags:charlie crews, jesse custer, zz:status complete

Shopping with acquaintances (Jesse)
Charlie was a good partner. A very good partner. Oddly enough he'd make this sort of trip even if he and his partner hadn't become so very close. He cared for her, and was more than willing to take on any task she might have. He was up to the challenge. Thankfully, this particular challenge would have a very happy ending...eventually.

Jennifer had said that she needed some things from the store, and realizing he did as well, he'd offered to pick up whatever she might need. She hesitated at first, but the way he just nudged her now and then about it, she finally relented. When he finally got the list, he read over it and then nodded. He'd have it for her that evening when he came over. Yes, sometimes he stayed at her place, so it really wasn't that difficult. Of course, he added a few things to the list that he thought she might appreciate.

He stood in front of the boxes and stared. He wasn't lost in which one to get, so much as thinking about the varieties that were available.

"They don't taste like strawberries." He held one box in his hand, not at all ashamed of how it might sound. "And, do you really need glow in the dark?"



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[info]cowboy_god
2012-11-18 07:15 am UTC (link)
Jesse was at the store to get a few things for Zoe. There were some things that he didn't mind getting. He'd already gotten them. Different cough medicines to try being at the top of that list. More tissues. Those things were fine. Perfectly fine. The bottom of the list, he wasn't so keen on.

So he went to go get something else first. It was a thing that he wasn't embarrassed of at all. Technically, he supposed, he could stop such things of his own will, but it went into the dabbling around with life too much. He also didn't know how Zoe would feel about it if he told her he'd just decided it wouldn't happen. She hadn't taken other decisions of that nature too well.

He recognized the man sharing the isle with him immediately. The hair alone would have been a dead giveaway, but the fact that Jesse recalled Charlie's posture and the way he moved helped.

Jesse grinned to himself, his eyes glancing over the choices. The whole vast wall of choices.

"Sometimes, glow in the dark can be fun." He grinned some more. "If yer in a real dark room, and it's the only way she knows where ya are..."

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[info]i_zen
2012-11-18 07:25 am UTC (link)
"But it's not necessary if you know what you're doing." Charlie didn't say why he might not like being in a room so dark that the only way to know where someone was was a glow in the dark bit of latex. He still had issues he had to overcome. He looked at all the choices, putting the box of strawberry flavor back where he'd found it.

"It's like watching a glow stick getting worked over" Or so he imagined. Charlie had seen some interesting things in his time, and it was possible in at least one bust he might have seen just that.

"There are more here than I thought possible. I'm certain that there were only half of these back in my world." He looked at one box not touching it. "Snozzberries? Purple and tastes like snozzberries." He leaned over to actually sniff the box. There was a scratch and sniff sticker on it.

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[info]cowboy_god
2012-11-18 07:32 am UTC (link)
"No, it ain't about what's necessary. It's about what's kind of fun sometimes. I ain't sayin it should happen every time. Or even for a serious night. But you want to get a gal laughin, you come walkin out of a dark bathroom into a dark bedroom with just that on? Giggles for days, I can promise."

Jesse looked at the box Charlie was inspecting. He wasn't even going to smell it. It held no interest for him.

"I say, if ya can't understand it, ya don't need to buy it. But yer right. Last few years, they've come up with all kinds of stuff. Used to just be you got lube or no lube. Now they got internal ridges and shit. How the fuck you supposed to even get something with internal ridges on?"

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[info]i_zen
2012-11-18 07:42 am UTC (link)
"The penis alone is enough for a laugh." Charlie sniffed a little more at the box before standing again to look over the different varieties. "Sex, too." He wasn't saying it wasn't fun, but sex and the human body could be hilarious. It could also be terrifying, but he wasn't going to get into that with the man who had powers.

"Are there so many choices because man has forgotten how to actually use what he's given by nature? Do you need to flavor your dick with something that doesn't come out of your fridge? Do you really need salt and vinegar flavor?" If Jesse wanted to get through this sort of day without heading into the uncomfortable zone, he shouldn't have commented on Charlie's questions.

"If I had a banana, I'd show you. Though it's a waste of a perfectly good banana." The detective would rather eat the fruit than use it as a demonstration aid. "They're okay. The internal ridges. Bananas too. I like apples more, but you can't really use them to show how to use a condom. Unless it's a really big one."

The ginger cop was already trying to figure out what sort of animal would need an apple sized condom.

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[info]cowboy_god
2012-11-18 07:48 am UTC (link)
Charlie made good points. The male bits of the body weren't exactly elegant or pretty. And how often had he, as a teenager, laughed with his swamp friend over something that looked like a cock? A lot.

"I dunno, man. I think if my gal wanted me to be chocolate flavored, she'd just find the syrup. Not look in a box." He tapped the selection he'd just noticed. Then eyed Charlie a little bit.

"Don't need ya to show me. Like I said. Ya don't understand it, ya don't need to be buyin it. I get why ya might want unlubed or those ones of the monster cock variety, but I ain't got no fuckin idea what a 'tingler ring' is, so I don't think I'll be pickin that one up."

Charlie's side bar into the kinds of fruit he liked made Jesse wonder for a minute about what this man did in bed. Then he decided that it hadn't been meant in that way, and let it go.

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[info]i_zen
2012-11-18 07:57 am UTC (link)
"She's the tall one, right?" Jennifer wasn't exactly short. She was just the right size as far as the detective was concerned, but the woman who belonged with the Southern fellow seemed to be...bigger. Maybe more intimidating if Charlie was the type to be intimidated. He could see why someone would find her very desirable.

"Your gal. Does she like to eat food off you? My gal, she doesn't mind it. She's more fond of eating between or before or after. She likes tarts." He nodded. "And chocolate. I'm getting her chocolate later." He shifted the small basket from one hand to the other.

"I should do that. Good luck." Charlie had already found what he wanted before he even started inspecting the plethora of prophylactics. One box had some warming sensation business to it, and the other was simple - just meant to get the job done. Charlie was confident he could do the rest.

"Enjoy." He nodded again, giving the Southern semi-gentleman a knowing smile. He took a few steps and stopped. Turning around, he stepped closer to look in the other man's basket. "Your gal wouldn't be interested in starting her own business, would she?"

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[info]cowboy_god
2012-11-18 08:04 am UTC (link)
"Tall one." Jesse nodded with a smile. "We ain't really explored the food bits too much yet. Played around in the kitchen some, but that's about it."

Zoe's relationship with food, or her past relationship, had urged Jesse to let her bring it up when it came to sex. Usually, if you didn't get to eat well day to day, you might not want to spread a rare item all over someone just to have it go to waste. Though, since she'd been in the City a while, maybe her views on such weren't quite so stuck in her on-ship ways.

"Business?" Jesse looked into his basket and had to take a moment to try to think of what the other guy meant. When he remembered he was talking to a cop, it clicked. He shook his head. "No, she's got a bad cold is all. First one she's ever had in her life. NyQuil gave her nightmares, so I'm takin her a few others to try. I thought just grabbin one of each now would be better than always runnin out of the house to look fer somethin. Plus it keeps. Don't know if she even knows what Meth is, let alone how to cook it up."

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[info]i_zen
2012-11-18 08:14 am UTC (link)
"You could use homeopathic remedies." Charlie continued to look down at the basket. "Or, you heal her. Does she not want you to?" The detective could understand not wanting a significant other immediately fix a problem. The question really became why wouldn't it simply not happen? He looked at the God who had a faint smell of tobacco smoke about him.

"You could make her think it was her idea to make the problem go away, but then you'd know it wasn't the truth. You would not be the most benevolent god if you removed her choice. That is saying she is the one who decided not to avoid administering a cure." He really looked at the Southern God as if he were trying to decide what to do next.

"Cheesecake." He nodded, giving the other man a smile. "I'll get her chocolate cheesecake. There's a good place a few blocks or so over. Have a good day, Mr. Custer." He bowed his head and went on to look for something else, leaving Jesse to his thoughts and purchases.

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[info]cowboy_god
2012-11-18 08:18 am UTC (link)
"It ain't about her wantin, Charlie." Jesse laughed a little bit, looking down. He felt a little bit bad about making Zoe suffer, but no shame. "I don't get to take care of her real often. It's just a cold, and she ain't never had one."

He thought that the detective would understand his meaning from that much information.

Jesse nodded to Charlie as the goodbyes were said. He spent a little bit more time looking at the varied selection of boxes before him before giving in and heading off to look for the rest of the list.

He really hoped that Zoe understood how much he loved her, being willing to get these things for her. And he didn't even consider if Charlie might be watching, since the guy had just said he was off to get cheesecake. Jesse headed to the isle he needed and pulled out the list again, reading it and making a face.

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[info]i_zen
2012-11-18 08:30 am UTC (link)
Charlie walked away, taking the long way to a few of the other items he needed. He didn't see why he had to rush, and he usually only took the more direct path when he was in a hurry. Nothing in his basket needed to be rushed to be returned to the cold air of a freezer or refrigerator, so he could take his time.

The detective was humming something to himself as he started down the aisle to his last destination in this particular store. The cheesecake would be purchased, or ordered for delivery, eventually. He'd gotten a tube of toothpaste that his partner was fond of, as he'd noticed she was getting low. He'd also stopped to get a different handsoap because Jake had mentioned the smell of the current one was rather unpleasant. Charlie had decided to change out the soap without saying anything to the lady of the apartment. He knew she'd notice, and then he'd say that he thought she'd like to try something else, taking the fall for the talking alien cat.

He came to stop before the second wall of intimate products. He wasn't daunted by the prospect of choosing. Actually, he didn't choose anything. Jennifer was very specific, and Charlie was more than happy to follow her instructions. But, he took a moment to appreciate just what the female of the species had to go through. It was almost as interesting the choices and names. Even the purposes and descriptions.

"Breathable. That's nice." He didn't sound sarcastic. He sounded rather sincere.

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[info]cowboy_god
2012-11-18 08:34 am UTC (link)
He was on the other end of the isle and closed his eyes when he heard the voice. He didn't want to be here, and he sure as hell didn't want to be seen here by somebody he was friendly with.

This was not man's work. Not even close to it. He'd do it for Zoe because he loved her, but that didn't mean he had to like it, and it certainly didn't mean he had to have some kind of 'special moment' with another man who was doing the same thing.

"Goddamn it." He said under his breath. "I thought you left the fuckin store."

He wasn't mad at Charlie.

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[info]i_zen
2012-11-18 08:40 am UTC (link)
Charlie looked down the aisle, not at all bothered by being seen there. He also didn't seem to realize that this wasn't the place to have a conversation or talk to a potential buddy. No, he just walked right on over while digging something out of his pocket along the way.

"Chocolate. It will make things better." He opened up the paper and tilted it for Jesse to see. "Have you seen this brand? I can look for yours while you look for mine. Two sets of eyes. You'd think this would be easy, but they make the boxes so nice with the flowers and the colors." He really didn't care about his proper role as a man at that moment.

"I'm not much of a detective if I can't just spot the box." He shook his head, still holding the paper out just to make sure Jesse could see what he was looking for. Jennifer probably didn't want her neighbor to know such intimate details, yet what she didn't know wouldn't hurt Charlie? Then again, knowing the redhaired cop, he'd probably mention the incident. If he thought of it.

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[info]cowboy_god
2012-11-18 08:48 am UTC (link)
Jesse didn't take the chocolate. He didn't really feel like sweets at the moment. And he was completely stupefied at Charlie's request. And his nearness. And pretty much everything that was happening at this moment. Talking over condoms was one thing. This? This was just wrong.

"I already gotta paw through this shit like some kinda pervert lookin for what I was sent down this godforsaken isle for, and you want me to help you search fer yours, too? I wanna just get this shit and get the hell outta here. I'm gonna hope for a little old mostly blind lady at the checkout so she don't see what I got, and she don't remember my face. I'm gonna also pretend that you aren't tryin to have a friendly chat about girly private items with me right now."

Wrong. It was all wrong.

"Their whatnot is their business. I don't wanna know what my goddamned neighbor uses for her business."

All of his words were said in a hushed tone. Sternly, but still not angrily. Charlie seemed like he was one of those modern guys. The ones that were either actually okay with or pretended to be okay with buying this sort of thing. Jesse was very far on the other end of the spectrum. But it was his job to inform Charlie on why this was not a topic to be discussed among men. Ever.

He shook his head. Then, against his better judgement, gave a bit of instruction.

"She likely gave ya lotsa details. Ya gotta look fer brand first. Go from there. Don't you say nothin about no-one that I even know that, neither."

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[info]i_zen
2012-11-18 08:55 am UTC (link)
"I know how to look for them. And you're not a pervert to look for the right kind. Unless you're doing something to them, like putting them down your pants. Actually that would be illegal if you walked out and didn't pay for them...down your pants." Charlie was either not getting that his fellow male travel was highly uncomfortable, or he was willing to help the man through it.

"Actually if this was just their business, we wouldn't be buying the other items. We'd make them buy it. It'd all be under their control, and then we'd be..figuratively screwed. We wouldn't be literally screwed. We probably would never be screwed." He just continued to look for just the right box with just the right words on it.

"Are you afraid of this? Do you and your gal talk about these things?" Jesse and Jennifer would probably agree that this was not the conversation the detective needed to start or even consider...ever. "If you're uncomfortable with this, how do you have sex with her? It's all the same thing, it's all related."

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[info]cowboy_god
2012-11-18 09:02 am UTC (link)
"It is just their business and she does generally buy it, but these circumstances are... whatchacall it. Different."

Jesse shook his head and rubbed at his eyes with his hands. Pressing in. Why was Charlie standing so close? Was it so hard to understand what he was getting at? This was not the time, nor the place. This was not a conversation Jesse wanted to have.

"It ain't the same." He was horrified. "It ain't the same at all. We don't talk about it in great vast details, and we don't gotta. Buyin lady products is not... I'm goin over here, Charlie. You just stay right there. I'm gonna get what I need, and I'm gonna go home and try to forget about this. So're you."

He scanned the shelves as he moved and discovered what he needed was right behind where Charlie was.

"I'm gettin drunk when I fuckin get home. That's all there is to it. So help me, if I even think yer tellin ... anybody... anybody ... about this... I'll make you drunk too. Just right away. Instantly. Drunk. Fuckin drunker than you ever been in yer life."

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[info]i_zen
2012-11-18 09:11 am UTC (link)
Charlie just stood there and smiled a bemused smile. There was something he was missing. His smile grew as the Southern fellow returned after walking away. So, Jesse did want to talk?

The smile faded as he realized that that was not what he wanted at all. His lips turned ever so slightly toward a frown.

"I don't think getting me drunk would help you. I talk more drunk. And, why wouldn't I tell anyone you are a supportive man who really loves his gal? You're a good man." Charlie was about to do the one thing Jesse probably did not want him to do. The one thing that could get him turned into a frog or sent directly somewhere else.

Charlie's hand lifted from his side and started heading directly for the Southern God's shoulder. Just a pat, that was all. Honest.

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[info]cowboy_god
2012-11-18 09:16 am UTC (link)
"It ain't..." Jesse started, then lowered his voice again. "It ain't about bein a good man or otherwise."

He picked up the box and put it in his basket, covering it with the less shameful condoms and was about to move on. Leave the horrible situation behind him. Literally.

Jesse turned around when Charlie patted him. He really was tempted to do something. Make one of these boxes stick to the guy's hand. Something. But he just couldn't bring himself to be mean to the detective when he was obviously just clueless.

"Yer one of them that talks to the guy next to ya when yer peein, ain't ya? You will pick the urinal right next to a fella when there's three open on either side, and you'll just chat it up."

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[info]i_zen
2012-11-18 09:21 am UTC (link)
"Depends on if I need him to be really uncomfortable. I don't mind pissing beside a guy, but I like the space." Charlie was honest. The smile gone as he got serious for the moment. Just the moment.

"You know, I love my penis. Love my body, comfortable with it. But, whatever high and holy type created us, really did not like men. Put it into society's head that we have to be uncomfortable with something that sticks out of us. You can't really avoid looking." The detective shrugged. He'd seen quite a few dicks in his time; he didn't like it, but he'd accepted it a long time ago.

"It's okay if it makes you uncomfortable." His voice was even. He was stating a fact. "I'll let Jennifer know you're a very good man and you love your gal." He wasn't going to tell his own "gal" anything more than that. Well, not much more.

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[info]cowboy_god
2012-11-18 09:25 am UTC (link)
Jesse didn't know what to say to any of that. He had no words. All he could do was shake his head in disbelief and turn away from Charlie and the godforsaken aisle.

He was sure that he'd run into Charlie again in the future, but he hoped very much that it wasn't in this store, ever again. Or, he was thinking, while he was peeing.

Had he just said to not make mention of this encounter? Ever? To anyone? And there he was, saying he was going to tell Jennifer that they'd seen one another. She just did not need to know, in Jesse's opinion. But he wasn't going to get that through to Charlie.

So the only thing to do now was to pay and leave. Quickly. Immediately.

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