We're Disney Bound

"We Want Disney"
(To the Tune of "I Got Rythym")

Oh the countdown's -
Finally ended!
Off we go, oh!
Who could ask for anything more

I am flying -
To Seattle!
To see Toni!
Who could ask for anything more!

Look there’s Toni! She looks angry!
Should not ask questions anymore!

Toni decked me -
At the airport.
Got a fat lip
Who could ask for anything more!

On the airplane -
Toni yammied.
I got grossed out
Who could ask for anything more!

We have landed, we’re excited!
Running down people in our way!

On the shuttle -
To our hotel -
Still got a fat lip!
Who could ask for anything more!
Who could ask for anything more!

Our hotel room -
It’s a big one!
Bowling pin pool!
Who could ask for anything more!

Look there’s Donald!
And there’s Goofy!
Oh, and Minnie!
Who could ask for anything more!

We’re at Disney looking for Mickey
He is running for his life!

Magic Kingdom -
Is exciting!
Mickey mouse bars -
Who could ask for anything more!

Peed my pants on -
Haunted Mansion.
It was scary.
Won’t go on it anymore!

Splash Mountain is in rehab.
Who’s the buttface that closed it down?!

Big Thunder Mountain -
Is a fast ride.
Lost my contacts!
I don’t like this trip no more!

Toni doesn’t -
Like space mountain.
Cried like a baby -
What a wimpy little dork!

When’s Fantasmic? I just can’t wait!
Going to look at Mickey dance!

Pirates of the
Caribbean -
What a fun ride!
Jack Sparrow's really hot!

It's a Small World's
Really boring.
Took a nap,
Now we're revved up, ready to go!

On the monorail over to EPCOT.
Gonna eat some funky food!

Shrunk the audience -
With the wayne dude.
Freaky snake thing
And look at all those mice!

We went shopping -
Got some good crap,
Now we’re broke -
And we still have 8 days left!

Figment freaked out Toni real bad -
Rushed her to the medics fast!

World showcase -
Is amazing!
Saw Uncle Tom
And a pyrotechnic show!

On the way to -
Animal kingdom -
For a safari.
Gonna some kangaroos

Everest is the coolest coaster
Saw a Yeti coming at me!

We love muppets!
They are way fun -
When in 3-D -
It’s the coolest thing on earth!

Tower of terror -
Is way scary!
Screamed like a baby!
Toni laughed at me all day!

We rode on a lot of wet rides,
It looks like we peed our pants!

Did some other -
Real cool things.
Downtown Disney.
And now we’re almost done!

We had breakfast -
At this cool place,
Ate too much food.
Biscuits and gravy no more


Now we promise the end is in sight -
Ran out of lyrics for this song!

Bye, bye Disney!
We are leaving.
Until next time.
We are glad we got to go!

We should really -
End this song now.
Aren’t you happy?
please don’t ask for anymore!
please don’t ask for anymore!

(to the tune of I Got Rythym)

I am flying -
To seattle -
To see Toni
Who could ask for anything more?

Toni decked me
At the airport
Got a fat lip
Who could ask for anything more?

On the airplane
Toni yammied
I got grossed out
Who could ask for anything more?

We have landed, we’re excited
Running down people in our way!

On the shuttle
To our hotel
Still got my fat lip
Who could ask for anything more?
Who could ask for anything more?


Our hotel room
It’s a big one
Bowling pin pool
Who could ask for anything more?

Look there’s Donald
And there’s Goofy
Oh! and Minnie!
Who could ask for anything more?

We’re at Disney looking for Mickey
He is running for his life!

Magic Kingdom -
Is exciting
Mickey Mouse Bars
Who could ask for anything more?

Peed my pants on
Haunted Mansion
It was scary!
Won't go on it anymore!

Splash Mountain is in rehab.
Who's the buttface that closed it down?!

Big Thunder Mountain
Is a fast ride!
Lost my contact!
I don't like this trip no more!

Toni doesn't
Like Space Mountain
Cried like a baby!
What a wimpy little dork!

Took the monorail to EPCOT
Gonna eat some funky food!

Shrunk the audience
With that Wayne dude!
Freaky snake thing!
Oh, look at all the mice!

We went shopping
Got some good crap!
Now we're broke
and still have eight days left!

Figment freaked out Toni real bad.
Rushed her to the medics fast!

World Showcase
Is amazing
Saw uncle Tom
and a pyrotechnic show!

On the way to
Animal Kingdom
For a safari
Gonna see some kangaroos!

Saw a lion and a tiger


.....and that's all we have so far... yes, we are uber dorks. Erin is a wee bit bigger in the dork department, though, as she wrote most of it!

Just because I can...

Magic Kingdom In The Sky

All my life I have been searching
For the fabled Promised Land
With my sisters and my brothers
We shall walk there hand in hand
Through the trials and tribulations
And the Devil's cruel temptations
I know that we will all get there one day
After years and years of wand'ring
Oh the Kingdom we shall find
And the doors may not be open
But we'll gather in the line
And our hearts will swell with pride
The day those gates swing open wide
And we take a walk down Main Street, USA

Oh that Magic Kingdom in the Sky
We will all be there together by and by
We will all drink from the fountain
And go ridin' on Space Mountain
When we reach that Magic Kingdom in the Sky
Where Mother Minnie Father Dopey and
Saint Tinkerbell abide
There will be no more cares or sorrows
On that heavenly teacup ride
I will lay down all my fears when I put on
Those big black ears
And join the choir to sing in harmony (harmony)
We will sing the songs of aimless souls
Who once had gone astray
Who were lost but now are found
In the electric light parade
Singing "Hakuna Matata"
Growing Mouseketeer stigmata
In the only club that's made for you and me

Oh that Magic Kingdom in the Sky
We will all be there together by and by
All God's children shall be freein'
Pirates of the Carribean
When we reach that Magic Kingdom in the Sky
Oh the meekest and poorest
Their inheritants shall see
And a zillion Japanese tourists
All will join the jamboree
They will ride that holy monorail
Into sweet Providence
When they know that their redeemer is
A mouse in short red pants

[Nice pants!]

Won't you take me to Orlando
Where the sun is shining bright
All the angels are cleanshaven
And the people snowy white
Where your problems all are hidden
And unhappiness forbidden
You'll find salvation for a modest fee
Climb into my Winnebago
And if you help with the gas
Then we maybe can finagle
You five or six day pass
May your afterlife be blessed
Just American Express it
Let Mastercard and Visa set you free...

Oh that Magic Kingdom in the Sky
We will all be there together by and by
All religions may be practiced there
Except for Southern Baptist
When we reach that Magic Kingdom in the Sky
Oh that Magic Kingdom in the Sky
Manufactured by that Uncle Walter guy
We'll give thanks to that old geezer
And we'll keep in the freezer
When we reach that Magic Kingdom in the Sky




hee hee!