Kurotsuchi Mayuri likes test subjects (black_soil) wrote in valarnet, @ 2013-02-14 20:20:00 |
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Entry tags: | mayuri kurotsuchi, pinkie pie |
New item in the SRDI gift-shop and mail order catalogue!
For the month of February, a perfect last minute Valentine's Day gift! 50% off after 2/14/2013!
Plush bunny perfect for loved ones and children.Or exes.When they tire of having a stuffed animal, it explodes into a colorful cornucopia of ediblered dye #666 lacedblood-red candy rose petals, secretly hidden in the plushie's stomach cavity. The flavor changes based on the body's chemistry, so what might taste like chocolate for one would taste like cinnamon for another person, and cherries for another! AMAZING!
Get it today at the low price of$9.99$4.99
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