Fingon thinks danger isn't dangerous! (skilled_hero) wrote in valarnet, @ 2012-11-03 13:21:00 |
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Entry tags: | fingon, maedhros |
[filtered to Faye, Maedhros, and Maeglin]
Dear hot co-owner and cherished family/employees,
I'm writing to inform you of our impending trip to learn how to handle live alligators with our bare hands, in an effort to erasebad dreams andHalloween related remorse. They're very careful that the alligators aren't harmed during the process and we're more likely to have our faces bitten off, which makes it all the more adventure dangerous. If Maedhros has anything to add, by all means? I'm certain he will respond, too.
During our absence, we're leaving the care of Always in your hands, Maeglin and Faye. I believe the work schedule with the other employees is already pre-planned for the next two weeks. We won't be gone that long! It's only in Colorado. But should any shift changes need to be made, I'll be leaving it up to the two of you to decide what best to do, because I trust you both.
Please don't burn the place down! Or, if that does happen, run out and buy hotdogs and roast them over the open fire until the fire department makes you move back so they can squirt the fire out and...this is just getting more and more porn, the more I write.
STOPPING NOW.
You may text either of us and/or send an e-mail should there be any questions. Maybe our next trip can be an employee one and we can all go base jumping. :D
Much love for each of you! I know you can handle this! ♥
~Fingon~