I guess I can officially say goodbye to the delicacies of human food and just about all its alcoholic splendors. This past weekend was my first test-drive as a full turian - meaning, I'm a goddamn alien, and if you're interested in having some kind of visual image to satisfy curiosity, below is an example as to why I should never take selfies.
Thanks to a friend I've got a gadget that'll allow me to walk among the rest of you as my usual human self (some kind of magical illusion thing), but if you happen to see the above, don't shoot. Don't have an aneurysm. I actually do come in peace. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.