I think that Pokemon Go is playing a prank on me or something. I take Dragon out for runs on the beach every morning, so that I can hatch some eggs and practically all the 2k eggs have been weedles or pidgeys. I did get a Jigglypuff once, but I want a Pikachu.
Also, if you're trying to hatch eggs, don't do this. I mean, I figured that everyone would know that putting your phone in the microwave is a bad idea.