Hello, darlings, my name is River Song. Some of you may have heard of me before, but for those who haven't, I'm an Archaeologist and I've recently taken a position teaching Archaeology at UC Irvine. I've been traveling so often and for so long, I decided I wanted some time to stay in one place for a little while.
This isn't my first time in California, but it is the first time I'll have a chance to do some proper sightseeing. What would everyone suggest?