Professor Mordin Solus never shuts up. (hadtobeme) wrote in valarnet, @ 2012-07-24 20:34:00 |
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Entry tags: | dani moonstar (mirage), glados, jane foster, moira mactaggert, mordin solus, spock, thor odinson |
Posting open call for all geneticists, biologists, and other scientifically-oriented persons. Creature population size growing increasingly problematic. Suggest working together to find solution. Have already done multiple tests. Findings:
• DNA varies wildly from any other species on earth. Possibly not of terrestrial origin. Sounds far-fetched, but not ruling out possibility.
• Subjects begin reproducing from moment of birth; essentially "born pregnant".
• Attracted to and will eat most carbohydrates.
• No natural predators means population will continue to grow unchecked. Suggest haste in finding solution.