Gather around, kittens. I've got a short story for one and all.
Pretty hysterical woman thinks husband is cheating on her. He's a man of means her husband is, his name being a key to unlock many gates. The pretty woman was able to keep him all to herself for a year, a grand feat if there ever was one. But now he's set to a wandering and she's suspicious and would like to know who has stolen the majority of her husband's time.
Another woman?
Another man?
No and no. He's found a new mistress all right. Not one she would ever expect - shark diving.