I awoke this morning to find I was staring at, well, myself. I thought it was you, Raven. But she - I? - just looked at me, and asked me what on earth I was doing still abed. I replied that it was just now a civilized hour, and she looked at me as though I was daft. Told me I ought to be 'up and at 'em' to 'carpe diem'. All with a very oddly sweet smile.
If someone sees her gallivanting around town - probably skipping, for all I know - can you please kill her? She's ruining my reputation.