A kindergarten student came up to me today, told me he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" I asked him. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!?!?!" I yelled, shocked. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."