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[Apr. 19th, 2011|12:33 pm] |
It seems that my world has dropped in some rather unpleasant beasts. Here are a few tips for the few monsters I've already heard about in London:
- Squirrels with capes are equipped with buckets and very fast, sharp tiny fists. Please avoid them unless you don't mind killing things.
- If you see oversized, walking pitcher plants, they can poison you and WILL attempt to drown and eat you. Fire works best on them.
- The glowing blue ghost-wolves with two heads... you should probably just run away from, I doubt ANY of you have enough experience to take them down on your own. If you DO have experience, however, do not use any dark force magic, because that will only heal them.
- The hopping holly leaves are weak, and will more than likely run away from you first. But they do happen to carry some rather valuable antiques, so if you think it's worth the trouble, by all means.
If anyone has any other trouble with them, let me know.
Brend, I think it's rather safe to say I will not be in for work today. |
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[Apr. 17th, 2011|11:56 am] |
When Brendann told me that there was message boards for people who got dropped here, I assumed for so long that he meant the literal post boards in centers of town. Imagine my surprise when I was told that I could access them on my cellular!
I didn't know he meant these message boards! |
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[Feb. 13th, 2011|03:58 pm] |
This isn't the Grid, and it certainly isn't California. I think ... I think I'm lost.
I've never been lost before. I don't think I like it very much. |
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[Feb. 5th, 2011|01:18 pm] |
I was just shown how to use this small device, so I thought I should introduce myself, since my new friend Soren showed me this... forum, he called it? I am Gremio, and I have just arrived two days ago. This world is nothing like my own! Cars and electricity are really incredible, and this phone? I'm not entirely certain it's not completely magical. It attaches to nothing yet it can let you talk to people all over the world! I'm constantly amazed by the inventiveness of people.
I know I can't possibly be the only one whose world was unlike this one. I was told there aren't even elves, dwarves, or kobolds here! |
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