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Pickles the Drummer (notgherkin) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-11-22 13:31:00

Entry tags:

charles foster ofdensen, miniver cheevy, nathan explosion, pickles, skwisgaar skwigelf (pre-dethklok), toki wartooth

Dood.
I dunno, but I think my cell phone ain't working or something. I think I need a new one.

You know, maybe one of those G3s or something like that. Can we get a thing going with those guys that make them? Because that'd be awesome.

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	oh_wowee 2008-11-22 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	Ja with spikes and chrome and everythings! Withs de touchscreens! (Reply to this)

	blackestblack 2008-11-22 04:33 pm UTC (link)
	But not iPhones because those are gay and totally not brutal. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	notgherkin 2008-11-22 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	What's so gay about iPhones? They're friggin' cool! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blackestblack 2008-11-22 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	Apple makes them? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notgherkin 2008-11-22 04:49 pm UTC (link)
	And you realize that if we got endorsement deals with Apple, we'd pretty much rule the entire music industry? iPods and iPhones are in every friggin' house, Nat'n, and if you endorse 'em, get a big enough portion of the stock, you'd corner the market on the new industry? We're makin' less money on albums than we are on downloads of single mp3s. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

blackestblack
2008-11-22 04:58 pm UTC (link)

OH GODDAMNIT

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	notgherkin 2008-11-22 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	What? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blackestblack 2008-11-22 05:09 pm UTC (link)
	You're right, and that sucks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notgherkin 2008-11-22 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	We don't gotta endorse their shitty computers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blackestblack 2008-11-22 05:12 pm UTC (link)
	Good. Then we can do that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notgherkin 2008-11-22 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	Let's do it up. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	cockylilbastard 2008-11-22 04:50 pm UTC (link)
	Yours what kindsof phone is not have a works now? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	notgherkin 2008-11-22 04:51 pm UTC (link)
	cell phone. I got a Razr. It's a piece of shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cockylilbastard 2008-11-22 04:53 pm UTC (link)
	... You's is just being makes up a wordthings now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notgherkin 2008-11-22 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	It's the name of the cell phone. Google it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cockylilbastard 2008-11-22 05:03 pm UTC (link)
	Now you's is just being gross. I'm goings to go back to whats I was having a does on before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notgherkin 2008-11-22 05:05 pm UTC (link)
	... You are somehow more aggravating to talk to than your older self. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cockylilbastard 2008-11-22 05:06 pm UTC (link)
	Because maybe he's is being used to your dildos botherings and has a more kinds of puts up with it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notgherkin 2008-11-22 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	I'm buying you a dictionary for Christmas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cockylilbastard 2008-11-22 05:09 pm UTC (link)
	Whyfor? I's is already have enoughs tall to reach things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notgherkin 2008-11-22 05:09 pm UTC (link)
	... Yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	miniver 2008-11-22 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	THAT WOULD BE REALLY COOL (Reply to this) (Thread)

	notgherkin 2008-11-22 05:46 pm UTC (link)
	I know! Those things look friggin' cool on the commercials. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-11-22 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	Oh yeah, I mean with the screen that does all that shit, that'd be awesome. Hey I bet they'd make you guys a wallpaper for it or something, hee! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notgherkin 2008-11-22 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	I want a button. For our stuff. Like, one button with maybe Facebones or something, just to go straight to our website or to play our album or OH DUDE WE COULD HAVE A CALL CENTER TO ANSWER SHIT. We need like, a dozen dedicated Klokateers to just answer questions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-11-22 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	Like what kinda questions? OOH, CAN WE RECORD THE CALLS? Dude, your fans are so full of crazy, it'd be fucking hilarious the kind of shit they'd call about. I think you'd need more than a dozen though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notgherkin 2008-11-22 05:56 pm UTC (link)
	Nah, just call waiting. And THAT IS A GREAT IDEA holy shit, yes. I wanna hear what they ask. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

miniver
2008-11-22 06:00 pm UTC (link)

You could just play them at dinner or something, or have a live mic routed into the diningroom so you could listen to them at dinner or something. And maybe one you can turn on in the rec room.

hey know what, i bet you could even make CDs of these calls eventually. 100% effortless profit.

FANS OF DETHKLOK: YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED

FANS OF DETHKLOK: THE DARK SIDE OF INSANITY

FANS OF DETHKLOK: LIVE PHONE SUICIDES...

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	notgherkin 2008-11-22 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	... Okay, that last idea is the better one. I can't stand listening to my fans for more than an hour or so. If at all. But I'd buy that shit, yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

miniver
2008-11-22 06:26 pm UTC (link)

It doesn't matter if you'd buy it, babe, it matters if your legions of blind followers would.

And you know they totally would. They're crazy. They probably WANT to listen to hours and hours of other fans screaming crazy shit at the Klokateers.

Know what'd make it extra profitable? Make it all one track, okay, so it's just like 4 hours of your fans being bonkers. But! Put in some hidden radio static or some shit like 3 hours in, and tell whatever guy you have doing that shit for you to make it like a backwards message about aliens or satan or whatever. Fans totally eat that shit up. it'd be classic.

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	notgherkin 2008-11-22 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	Oh dude! We could sample that shit and put it in our next album, put the four hour outtake CD as a double disc special. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2008-11-22 06:30 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah! See, this is totally an awesome idea. you guys don't even have to write anything new for it. the robot guy would totally stop bugging you so much to put out albums faster if you could just point to some douchebag and tell them to collect a bunch of fancalls and release THAT. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notgherkin 2008-11-22 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	You are a genius. Now I know why I keep you around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sean miniver 2008-11-22 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	You know it is born of my inherent need to have more time to do obscene and immoral things to you. <3 (Reply to this) (Parent)

	notabutler 2008-11-22 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	It can be done. Do you uh, do you really want those spikes on them again? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	notgherkin 2008-11-22 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	Not as big as the last ones, but totally keep the metal. Something more, you know... less shitty. Oh, and look above, Miniver had a genius idea. Pretty awesome, actually. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notabutler 2008-11-23 12:59 pm UTC (link)
	Hm. Noted. Right, call center for screaming fans. That can also be arranged. (Reply to this) (Parent)