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Asmodeus (fallofman) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-11-09 12:56:00

Entry tags:

alexia winters, anthony j crowley, ares, até, aziraphale, sadako yamamura

Ares has a good point.

I see we've already set up with him though. Good work, Serpent. Taking the initiative is something I love to see.

Ares, with all due respect, it would be prudent if you kept those warheads for a better day. I have a feeling something big will happen one day that may need them.

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	banishedruin 2008-11-09 02:05 pm UTC (link)
	Are you really asking Ares to be prudent? It's not even my birthday, and you offer me presents like this! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	fallofman 2008-11-09 02:07 pm UTC (link)
	He'll find it in his best interest if he stays the nuclear war for a while. More fun would be had. Oh sweets, I'll find something better for your birthday. Perhaps that lake of blood I made will flood the nearby city. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	banishedruin 2008-11-09 02:20 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not even sure if he knows what prudent means... you might have to use smaller words. My uncle isn't... well. Shall I say he's not always one to cogitate with celerity? Lakes of blood are lovely, but I think I'll be amused just as much watching this go down. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallofman 2008-11-09 02:27 pm UTC (link)
	He's a meathead. Why just be an onlooker when you could just as easily participate? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	banishedruin 2008-11-09 02:34 pm UTC (link)
	I might have to. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	wheniamqueen 2008-11-09 02:05 pm UTC (link)
	You're a marvel at this, you know. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	fallofman 2008-11-09 02:08 pm UTC (link)
	Eons of experience, precious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wheniamqueen 2008-11-09 02:10 pm UTC (link)
	It shows. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	snakelikesmile 2008-11-09 02:09 pm UTC (link)
	I was in a giving mood, see, after a bit of a visit to the fine Lady Jade. The Lord wanted a war, I had one to give. I'd be rude not to connect the dots. But thank you, brother dear, you know I'm a sucker for a compliment. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	fallofman 2008-11-09 02:11 pm UTC (link)
	You're a sucker, are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snakelikesmile 2008-11-09 02:13 pm UTC (link)
	I walked right into that one. Laugh all you will, I've never gotten any complaints, least of all from you. Dare I say I'm not the only one in a good mood. Should I ask? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallofman 2008-11-09 02:16 pm UTC (link)
	You won't find me objecting your delightful lips whenever you feel the need to kiss ass in a more literal way. Does it show? No, you don't have to, if you aren't really that interested. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

snakelikesmile
2008-11-09 02:21 pm UTC (link)

I do remember something about the two of us, a dimly lit corner, and your darling Sadako keeping an eye open for us. Or on us. Something to that effect. I've managed to get myself acquainted in the casino, if the pair of you were looking for a little get-away.

If you squint. And it's less to do with my disinterest, and more to do with some vague notion of privacy. But by all means, Brother, indulge me.

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	fallofman 2008-11-09 02:29 pm UTC (link)
	I've given her a week to tie up loose ends before we get into the really fun stuff. But if it's to be just the two of us, I've yet to take you while you were truly mine. I'm just saying. It'd be fun. Oh, just a little bit of everything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snakelikesmile 2008-11-09 02:33 pm UTC (link)
	And who would I be to deny you then? Just name your time and place. I can understand that, in my own way. Things finally seem to be going our way, Brother. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallofman 2008-11-09 02:37 pm UTC (link)
	You're the one with a busy schedule, Crowley, it's up to you what could and couldn't work. They really have turned around, haven't they? I'll be glad to share my reverie with you, brother, if only in a more platonic, over-drinks way, if you'd prefer. Though you know I can't resist fouling that up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snakelikesmile 2008-11-09 02:41 pm UTC (link)
	As if I ever keep appointments, Alexi. If I were the type, I'd be offended. Now, why would I prefer that? I didn't think you took me for that much of a fool, dearest. I'll have you foul me up right now, if it suits you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallofman 2008-11-09 02:44 pm UTC (link)
	Anthony, you'll find that I could never underestimate my favorite. Come to me, then. I'm in my flat in London. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snakelikesmile 2008-11-09 02:49 pm UTC (link)
	Get your door. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	theangelfell 2008-11-09 03:21 pm UTC (link)
	Really my dear, I have been meaning to speak with you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	fallofman 2008-11-09 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	Oh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theangelfell 2008-11-09 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	Er. Yes. I feel... Perhaps we ought to meet in person, my dear? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallofman 2008-11-09 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	I'll send Crowley home. I believe this is between you and I alone. He's precious to us both, but I'm going to insist that you and I speak personally. As much as my brother loves you, and as sure as I am he'll know what we said to each other the moment we part company, I'm going to have to insist that you be alone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theangelfell 2008-11-09 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	As you wish, my dear. Allow me time to find a suitable sitter for the babe, and I'll be at your beck and call. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallofman 2008-11-09 08:25 pm UTC (link)
	I'll be waiting. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	banishedruin 2008-11-09 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	You know, I'm not really sure what you're up to... but I keep reading snippets here and there. I must say... your ideas are intriguing to me and I think I might like to subscribe to your newsletter. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	fallofman 2008-11-09 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	And I might like you to join me, should things need a little stirring up. I am Alexia, I doubt we've been formally introduced. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	banishedruin 2008-11-09 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	Até...and no, we've not. I'm not always much of a team player, but I'd be interested in seeing what the game was. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallofman 2008-11-10 01:11 am UTC (link)
	The game is Risk, and I've got all the pieces. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	banishedruin 2008-11-10 01:13 am UTC (link)
	If you have all the pieces, it's pretty much Game Over. Where's the challenge in that? It's like cheating at Solitaire. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallofman 2008-11-10 01:30 am UTC (link)
	Alright, not all the pieces. Just all the pretty ones. The game hasn't even begun, dear heart. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	banishedruin 2008-11-10 01:55 am UTC (link)
	Brilliant. I do hate starting in the middle. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	blood_lust 2008-11-10 01:01 am UTC (link)
	I don't know what you have planned, and really, I could care less as long as I get to fight, win and mortals cry in agony. Now, if I'm on the losing side? Watch me blow both sides to fucking pieces. (Reply to this) (Thread)

fallofman
2008-11-10 01:10 am UTC (link)

How about we make a deal. You do the fighting and war all you damn well please, just leave your nukes at home. I think we're all a little old to be playing Show and Tell.

Anyway, the show's over far too soon and their screams of agony are much too quickly snuffed out when you play with the big toys, Ares. Remember back when it was just implements of torture and bladed weapons and blunt objects? Stick to those. Otherwise, where's the fun?

Oh, and it'd be swell if you could get them to die before they start repenting their sins.

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	blood_lust 2008-11-10 01:16 am UTC (link)
	Oh but the carnage doesn't stop with just the bomb though. There are years and years of pain and retardation and all I have to do is watch. But I agree. Modern warfare lacks severity and blood. If there is blood, we have a deal. And please, they die before they can even speak the name of their pussy assed god. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallofman 2008-11-10 01:28 am UTC (link)
	There will always be blood, Ares. And soon, rivers of it. (Reply to this) (Parent)