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i kind of miss Mrs. O'Leary she'd love running aruond here

[Annabeth]

want a shock wise girl? im thinking about singing up for school here

give me sometihng to do

Okay - I don't want to tell other people how to dress or anything but if you need a jacket on because you're cold, you might want to think about wearing something other than a pair of shorts that half your ass is hanging out of. Just a thought.

I... I really have absolutely no words. When I don't have after school activities, I work part time at Mom's bakery. I get... strange calls sometime, but that's pretty much the nature of being a bakery, I guess.

So I'm answering the phone, and someone wants to order a cake. So far so good. I get out the ordersheet and ask what kind they want, and they ask me for a pot cake. I know it's legal in some states, but New York isn't one of them? And even if it was, I really don't see Mom ever turning the shop into that kind of bakery somehow. It took me three full minutes to get them to understand that no, that's not possible and why. Honestly, I should have just hung up. They settled on a chocolate cake, fine. And asked if we could draw a pot leaf on the cake instead. ...No? I really don't see Mom comfortable decorating a cake that way?

So they decided finally just to have writing on it. "Happy Birthday, Mom".

I want to believe this was a prank call, I really do. But I honestly don't think it was. And why do I only get the weird customers when Mom's out making a delivery?

Steve - can I get a pet? They're legal and I could take him for walks - just not to Dominos's Pizza

What Women Want is definitely one of the strangest movies I have ever watched. It's probably because I don't understand how you skip over women's sports and anything to do with sports.

I don't think I've ever been "dress coded" a day in my life before. Uniforms are just... much easier, and even when I couldn't afford the school uniform, no one ever went out of their way to stop me in the halls and ask what I thought I was wearing. Well, despite my friends but I suppose I forgive them for that. Mostly.

There was nothing distracting or revealing about what I was wearing. Yes, I had on a tank top. But it was over another shirt. If collar bones are that distracting to you, maybe you should reconsider your job of teaching teenagers.

I don't understand the United States's weird obsession with controlling what people wear, and at the same time not just... giving a uniform. Because that's somehow "too restricting".

As of nine minutes ago, I'm officially old enough to drive without a licensed adult in the car with me. Sadly, apparently skipping classes to go to the dmv isn't going to happen, and I'm going to have to rush out of school at the last bell, hope Mom is able to leave the store to pick me up, and then get there and take my test before they stop testing for the day.

I think skipping would be easier, but Mom and Dad both seem to disagree. My education is important for my future, but so is driving....

wut in hades is going on i was just at camp and now im in ithaca

if this is hera again im giong to be pissed

Okay so I gotta say - the people here are pretty nice. This guy heard me playing my guitar and offered me a job teaching lessons at his music store. Apparently the guy they had just walked out and he's been losing customers. I thought he was going to lose it though when I told him I also played the piano. It's weird - people here seem friendlier than the people I grew up with back home.

My boss even helped me find a house to rent so that I could get out of the apartments. I need to pay him back the advance he made me to pay for the place but he's giving me time on that.

I'm glad to say it's the weekend and that I'm spending it not working this time. I even took a nap today. I locked the door this time. I learned that lesson the last time I napped without the door locked

If my mom wanted me to actually mean the Thank You Notes she insisted I send to everyone who gave me something for my birthday - maybe she should have filled the guest list for her stupid party with people who would give me things that I'd actually like. I'm done with this shit for the night - Eren!

Want to go get pizza and ice cream? Not necessarily in that order and help me figure out the best way to destroy that stupid dress now that the party's over and I don't have to be a marshmallow ever again?

[Daisy (native)]

Mixed in with all the crappy gifts were some gift cards - want to help me spend them?

How in Gods name did I end up in America?!

Well now. This is a surprise.

And yet, so fascinating at well.

Dean? Sammy? minions of no particular use? Come out, come out, wherever you are.

[...] What? I can't be here. There's a WAR in case nobody realized!

PERCY?!

[Muttering] What in the name of the gods am I doing in Ithaca of all places? I need to get back to Camp. Okay, Annabeth. How are we going to get back to the Long Island Sound from here? It would be easier with Mrs. O'Leary or Jason. Honestly anyone that could get from one place to another really fast.

Okay. You're just going to have to figure this out. Sure, you're covered in blood and monster guts, but you can figure out anything.

St. Patrick's Day! Is someone already planning on being the responsible one??

WHAT IN THE ASS?

What's up ya'll?! Got a couple dozen left over cupcakes from this kick ass lil bakery in Prague. If anyone wants one just say the word!

[Filter to Clarke]
What's going on, chica? How ya doing?

Pints at at the pub tonight, who is in?

Happy Birthday Bucky, you magnificent bastard. We'll celebrate with tequila tonight.


Also, Nobody: just in case you're the exact same...Happy Birthday to you too

If it weren't for the fact that I actually went online to find out if this was an actual product, I would still be convinced that my professor had played a prank on us during our last class.