Agent Fox Mulder (i_want_2) wrote in t_31_bang, @ 2010-03-13 21:15:00 |
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Entry tags: | dr. who, entry, rated: general |
Fic: Puss-n-Trenchcoat 1/1 Doctor Who
Title: Puss-n-Trenchcoat.
Author: Lopaka Tanu
Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who.
Characters: Doctor, Donna
Words: 596
Prompt: 56. Doctor changes and ends up with a former companion.
Fandom: Doctor Who - 11
Pairing: Donna/Shawn
Rating: General
Warnings: Metamorphosis, Crack!
Summary: An accident on the TARDIS sends the Doctor some where strange.
Author's Note: Post 'The End Of Time 2'.
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Hearing the time vortex powering up without the TARDIS prompting it was never a good thing. That went double for when he was working under the control panel for it. "Oh, bloody hell, that's definitely not good!"
Eyes wide, the Doctor pushed himself out from under the console. Well, he tried. He made it halfway when his jacket suddenly snagged. Groaning, he rolled his eyes. The Doctor reached underneath him to find the catch on his jacket.
Above him, the humming vortex manipulator began grow louder. Heat started to emanate from the section directly above his head.
"What?" He frowned. "No. You're not supposed to be heating up!"
As if to defy him, the metal platting started to glow orange.
"No!" His hand's searching took on a frantic motion as he tried to locate whatever was holding him there. "No, no no!"
Warmth pulsated out from the panel. The humming grew deeper and deeper until it was vibrating everything around it.
"Oh, that can't be good." Turning away, the Doctor raised his shoulder so he could see beneath him. All he found was torn cloth and his shaking hand. There was no snag. "Oh, that's definitely not good!"
Suddenly, the panel above him exploded. Orange light came flowing over him in a drowning roar.
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"What's this?" That curious, with a hint of annoyance voice was familiar.
A little dizzy, the Doctor tried to stop his head from spinning. So far, he had no success in that. Since that was a bust, he decided to try opening his eyes. That was a success! A little too successful.
Bright light dazzled his sensitive eyes and he had to shut them immediately. Groaning, he put a hand over them to drown out the blasted sun. He had time to wonder which sun it was before a large hand enveloped him.
"Oh, you poor, pathetic puss." She wrapped him up in her gigantic arms, smothering him against her bosom. "What happened to you? Did some wankers tie rockets to your tail? Your fur's all scorched!"
Fur? The Doctor's eyes shot open. This time he bared the pain in order to see what was going on. The first thing he saw was a garish red shirt. A woman's blouse to be exact.
Raising his dizzy head, he looked up to find her face. He noticed bright, blue eyes watching him with concern. There was something familiar about them. It took him a moment to gain the motor control to focus his eyes on her face instead just one feature.
The Doctor froze.
It was a giant Donna.
She smiled kindly upon him. "Hello, there, luv." Leaning forwards, she kissed him on his forehead. "Would you like for me to bring you home with me?"
Home? Oh no. With her? Definitely oh no!
He raised a hand to his forehead to wipe at where she kissed him, then froze again at what he saw. It wasn't a hand. He had a fur covered paw. A cat's paw to be exact. 'Oh, bloody hell,' is what he meant to say.
It came out in a pathetic sounding mew instead.
The next moment, he found himself crushed against her ample bosom again.
"Don't worry, me an Shawn will take good care of you." She sighed happily. "Shawn! Get your arse out here! You'll never guess what I found!"
Wincing, the Doctor cowered down. The good news was, his hearing had improved and he was with someone who knew him. The bad news was his hearing had improved and he was with Donna bloody Noble-Temple!
THE END...............