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snarryhols (snarryhols) wrote in snarry_holidays,
@ 2007-11-17 20:26:00

Entry tags:

fic, post-dh: ewe, rated: nc-17

Whispers, for jadzialove
Title: Whispers
Author: klynie1
Giftee: jadzialove
Word Count: About 22,500 words
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Warnings: * DH spoilers; rimming; light spanking with a tiny bit of bondage; implied voyeurism involving nearly the entire wizarding world; happy ending*
Disclaimer: Harry Potter, Severus Snape and all associated characters from the Harry Potter universe are the property of J.K. Rowling and those to whom she has licensed her creations, including without limitation Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books, Raincoat Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No copyright infringement is intended. The author is making no profit from this story.
A note to Jadzialove: I hope that you like this, sweetie. There's a bond (well, kind of) and Harry obsessing about finding Snape (in a way) and Snape successfully doing something unexpected for a living (er, sort of). I can promise lots of extra-smutty NC-17 wanking, rimming, light bondage, a smidgeon of light spanking, a snarky top!Snape, an equally snarky first-time!Harry and a distinct lack of mpreg, crying, dying and breeding. Oh, and a happy ending. Pretty much happy, anyway, except for Seamus Finnigan, and he may actually deserve what he gets (at least in Harry's opinion), so that's not so bad, is it?
A/N Much love and many thanks to E, who inspired the Float-o-Magic as well as made sure that this story was reasonably coherent, and to my other amazing beta, B -- both brilliant writers at whose dainty toes I humbly worship. All remaining mistakes are mine. And finally, thank you chiralove and faynia for putting together such a fantastic fest!
Summary: Auror Harry Potter infiltrates "Whispers" – a Slytherin-owned gay wizarding sex club – to uncover a Galleon laundering scheme.

( Whispers )

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empathic_siren
2007-11-18 01:57 am UTC (link)

I loved everything about this. I love the wry, subtle humor, especially the way you created humor through the imagery (the sheep! The wolves!!! The flowers and the bees!!) The heat between Snape and Harry was just . . . gah! I think I melted some where in there. And I loved Pansy and Draco, especially the extended, "but I'm not gay," gag. Really, really well done. Breezy, light, fun and intriguing. Bravo!

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-18 05:08 am UTC

	sansa1970 2007-11-18 02:09 am UTC (link)
	Absolutely amazing! I loved, loved, loved it! Wonderful, crisp, dry humour, hot sex, an engaging premise...this fic has it all. Bravo, mystery author! (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-18 05:15 am UTC

	willidan 2007-11-18 02:52 am UTC (link)
	Wow. What a wonderful fic. (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-18 05:16 am UTC

	ziasudra 2007-11-18 03:15 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I love this! I was sucked in from the first line, laughing my way through the crisp humour and melting into a puddle with all the lovely Snape and Harry scenes. I love Draco and Pansy in this story too. Thank you, mystery author! (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-18 05:20 am UTC

	aeowen 2007-11-18 03:56 am UTC (link)
	Ohhh, this was quite the original post-DH fic. I really enjoyed reading it! (though, for moment when I saw the summery and the pairing, I thought one of them was going to be an exotic dancer, haha) (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-18 05:23 am UTC

	bridgetmkennitt 2007-11-18 04:21 am UTC (link)
	O.O I...I'm utterly speechless. Well, not quite, but this was fantastic! I loved every bit of this story from the Draco and the running gag to the Harry to your Snape to the club Whispers...everything. You are a master. (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-18 05:26 am UTC

	ex_lilyseyes671 2007-11-18 04:48 am UTC (link)
	Dear Secret Writer, You are so brilliant. This story was absolutely amazing: unique, wonderfully paced and incredibly hot. sigh I loved it! (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-18 05:29 am UTC

	gaycrow 2007-11-18 04:49 am UTC (link)
	I liked this - an amusing and enjoyable new Snarry. I loved the way you used the masks, but I'll never think about ice-cream the same way again. ;-) (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-18 05:34 am UTC

	mooshglomp 2007-11-18 05:17 am UTC (link)
	Absolutely brilliant. Harry and Snape were just as I love them, one clueless but strong, the other snarky but secretly in love. I love Whispers' crew as well. NotGay!Draco is hilarious. (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-18 05:41 am UTC

	maraudersaffair 2007-11-18 05:37 am UTC (link)
	Wow, this was very unique and enjoyable. So many details -- and the end, it made me laugh so hard. Strange that Snape's hair was silver, but I think it really added to the story's individuality. Really great. :D (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-18 05:48 am UTC

	triceybabe 2007-11-18 05:52 am UTC (link)
	I love it love it loved it!! It was so good. And Draco was too cute! Don't get much of his kind! So good! (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-18 02:46 pm UTC

jadzialove
2007-11-18 06:02 am UTC (link)

I LOVE THIS!! I am utterly, utterly floored that my terrible non-prompt somehow inspired this absolute perfection.

And perfection it is.

Everything from the title itself to the fantastic dry humor to the hot sex. So many wonderful little things in between: the flowers and the bees, the fainting men, clever magical gadgets, clueless!Harry and then not-so-clueless!Harry, Snark! and ice cream Mafiosi! In denial scheming gay!Draco!!! I could quote everything I loved, but I would have to paste the entire story here.

I am not prone to squeeing and bouncing, but I'm doing both right now! I suspect that you had my adoration before this, but I promised and so, I thank you, my queen—I am so not worthy, though thrilled to've been so lucky.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-18 02:53 pm UTC

	cluegirl 2007-11-18 06:04 am UTC (link)
	Wow! My favorite to date -- sexy Snape, snarky Harry, and hot, hot, hot, HAWT! I love it. And I love that Pansy knows when to put down her wand and talk sense, too. Although, I confess it, I do rather wish that we'd got to watch Snape tear into those two when he found out about the monitoring. Heh. (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-18 03:05 pm UTC

	oshunanat 2007-11-18 06:05 am UTC (link)
	This is just so many different levels of awesome, mystery author. One of the best Snarry's I've read in absolute ages. <3 (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-18 03:08 pm UTC

	carpet_diemon 2007-11-18 06:26 am UTC (link)
	This fic is loved. Dear Author, you are full of awesome, and you should know that. claps (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-18 03:11 pm UTC

	dulcinea77 2007-11-18 06:40 am UTC (link)
	This was completely wonderful! I loved But-I'm-Not-Gay Draco, and Oh-yes-you-are Pansy. Snarky silver haired Snape...still instructing Harry after all this time. Absolutely wonderful! Well done! (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-18 03:14 pm UTC

	lalaith_niniel 2007-11-18 06:43 am UTC (link)
	Hot damn! I loved this from beginning to end, but somehow, amongst the awesomeness that was this story, I loved the little bits the most: Pansy and the other Slytherins, Snape's distinguished white hair, Devious Viewing Devices, the goblin corridor. They all help to add to the story and give the wizarding world a very real feel. Fabulous job! (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-18 03:19 pm UTC

	amorettea 2007-11-18 07:02 am UTC (link)
	APPLAUSE! I love your white-haired whispering Snape and Draco. . .heeheeheehee. Original and wonderful. (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-18 03:33 pm UTC

	snarry_fan7 2007-11-18 07:07 am UTC (link)
	A most delightful and lovely story (and very hot as well). I love all the descriptions and the humor too. Magnificent work!~Sophia (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-18 03:36 pm UTC

	sev1970 2007-11-18 07:41 am UTC (link)
	I really enjoyed reading this. It was very well written, and I loved the story that was told. (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-18 03:38 pm UTC

	terrible_tues 2007-11-18 08:44 am UTC (link)
	Thanks for the grins. (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-18 03:40 pm UTC

	akuma_river 2007-11-18 10:10 am UTC (link)
	Absolutely brilliant. Top notch, wonderful. The humor, the cloak and dagger routine, the seduction, the plans, everything; it's bloody brilliant. Not to mention the sex...that was fantastic. (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-18 03:44 pm UTC

	centaury_squill 2007-11-18 11:01 am UTC (link)
	OMG, that was amazing - the Galleon laundering, "gay bar" Malfoy, the descriptions of the club (I especially loved the fish), the Moon/Sun interactions - so hot, and Seamus's comeupance ;) A perfectly crafted piece from start to finish! (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-18 03:48 pm UTC

	svartalfur 2007-11-18 11:12 am UTC (link)
	Brilliant! There's so much I love: the sheep and the wolves, the flowers and the bees, Dennis Creevey and not gay!Draco, the romance, the comedy and the action, not to forget teh hotness. Thank you for sharing such an amazing fic! (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-18 03:53 pm UTC

	gingertart50 2007-11-18 11:26 am UTC (link)
	This is wonderful! I loved the wit and the magic and the sarcasm and poor Harry blundering around and the ice cream Mafia and just everything about it! Thank you, mystery writer, for a great fic - lucky Jadzialove! (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-18 04:14 pm UTC

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