I LOVE THIS!! I am utterly, utterly floored that my terrible non-prompt somehow inspired this absolute perfection.
And perfection it is.
Everything from the title itself to the fantastic dry humor to the hot sex. So many wonderful little things in between: the flowers and the bees, the fainting men, clever magical gadgets, clueless!Harry and then not-so-clueless!Harry, Snark! and ice cream Mafiosi! In denial scheming gay!Draco!!! I could quote everything I loved, but I would have to paste the entire story here.
I am not prone to squeeing and bouncing, but I'm doing both right now! I suspect that you had my adoration before this, but I promised and so, I thank you, my queen—I am so not worthy, though thrilled to've been so lucky.