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snarryhols (snarryhols) wrote in snarry_holidays,
@ 2007-11-17 20:26:00

Entry tags:

fic, post-dh: ewe, rated: nc-17

Whispers, for jadzialove
Title: Whispers
Author: klynie1
Giftee: jadzialove
Word Count: About 22,500 words
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Warnings: * DH spoilers; rimming; light spanking with a tiny bit of bondage; implied voyeurism involving nearly the entire wizarding world; happy ending*
Disclaimer: Harry Potter, Severus Snape and all associated characters from the Harry Potter universe are the property of J.K. Rowling and those to whom she has licensed her creations, including without limitation Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books, Raincoat Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No copyright infringement is intended. The author is making no profit from this story.
A note to Jadzialove: I hope that you like this, sweetie. There's a bond (well, kind of) and Harry obsessing about finding Snape (in a way) and Snape successfully doing something unexpected for a living (er, sort of). I can promise lots of extra-smutty NC-17 wanking, rimming, light bondage, a smidgeon of light spanking, a snarky top!Snape, an equally snarky first-time!Harry and a distinct lack of mpreg, crying, dying and breeding. Oh, and a happy ending. Pretty much happy, anyway, except for Seamus Finnigan, and he may actually deserve what he gets (at least in Harry's opinion), so that's not so bad, is it?
A/N Much love and many thanks to E, who inspired the Float-o-Magic as well as made sure that this story was reasonably coherent, and to my other amazing beta, B -- both brilliant writers at whose dainty toes I humbly worship. All remaining mistakes are mine. And finally, thank you lesyeuxverts and faynia for putting together such a fantastic fest!
Summary: Auror Harry Potter infiltrates "Whispers" – a Slytherin-owned gay wizarding sex club – to uncover a Galleon laundering scheme.

( Whispers )

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	firefly124 2007-11-20 01:04 am UTC (link)
	This was excellent. I love the dialogue, the plots within plots, and got a huge kick out of Harry giving the entire Auror Department a show without knowing it! (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-20 01:14 pm UTC

	allifer 2007-11-20 04:16 am UTC (link)
	ohhhhhh this is by FAR my favorite fic in the fest so far. Amazing, extraordinary, and FUCK it's HOT! (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-20 01:18 pm UTC

	lizardspots 2007-11-20 10:18 am UTC (link)
	Oh wow, that was amazing!!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-20 01:22 pm UTC

amanuensis1
2007-11-20 07:37 pm UTC (link)

I'm so glad I read this! So funny--I love the spare style of this, wasting no time on purple description. I love how bits of it are cheesy (the Sun and Moon, the climactic battle in an ice-cream shop) but they know they're cheesy so it all works. The refrains between Draco and Pansy as he insists he's not gay and she knows far better than he does--those were my favorites. Hilarious!

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-21 02:10 am UTC

	szefi 2007-11-22 06:21 am UTC (link)
	Omg, this was brilliant! If you are not already one of may favourite authors, you definitely joined that club now:-) (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-23 03:20 am UTC

boussole
2007-11-24 01:55 am UTC (link)

oh. em. gee. Brilliant! Absolutely amazing! I love this so much! The masks! The flowers and bees! The f-ing SUN AND MOON! >_____< ~♥♥♥♥ Oh Draco~ *shakes head* I adored the explanation for the Slytherins leaving in book 7 and Snape's rescue. This was so incredibly amusing and very hot! Mystery author, i applaud you and am rereading this immediately!

♥♥♥♥♥

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-24 02:40 pm UTC

	themostepotente 2007-11-24 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	I wasn't too sure about this fic at first given the summary. The whole gay sex club thing seemed a bit of a cliché to me, But I REALLY REALLY enjoyed this quite a bit. Brilliant job! Shall be reccing soon :-) (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-25 01:10 am UTC

	gianna35 2007-11-26 06:46 am UTC (link)
	What a joy it is to read this! I agree with all of the above favourites, but I especially loved the way they save each other from the hexes during the final fight, while they do not stop quarreling for a moment. I can perfectly viualize this. Wonderful! (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-26 11:36 pm UTC

	dora_the_nymph 2007-11-29 04:54 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I love this, you included so many Snarry cliches but made then all shiny and new and the fic is still orignial. Love the snark and the masks were fantastic and this was just lovely! (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-29 12:39 pm UTC

hpstrangelove
2007-11-29 10:33 pm UTC (link)

I usually have to wait to read some of these longer fics - my son has tons of homework to do every evening that I have to help him with - but I kept hearing about this one and finally just printed it out to take to work and read during breaks and lunch. I finally finished this morning! It was wonderful (but w/118 comments, you must already know that).

I try and find time to write now and then, but even if I had all the time in the world, I could never think up a plot like this, and then write it so that it would come across as sexy and funny as you did. Great, great job.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-30 01:10 pm UTC

	seres_mimosa 2007-11-30 11:22 am UTC (link)
	Yiiii! That was fan-freakin'-tastic!! So much fun. Incredibly funny. And delightfully HOT. I was giggling and laughinng throughout. I love Slytherin enterprise and bonding. Whispers rocks. A thoroughly enjoyable, wonderfully witty, rolicking kinky adventure! (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-11-30 01:18 pm UTC

r_grayjoy
2007-12-01 09:22 pm UTC (link)

The entire opening scene was just priceless. You had me smirking and completely sucked in within ten lines. There are so many fantastic things in here that the remainder of my comments are going to be somewhat in the form of running commentary...

The Moon and The Sun. It's just so damned appropriate. And obvious, really, and totally brilliant.

Watch-ems! That fits into the wizarding world beautifully!

Hell, he was so worked up he'd fuck a Frog if one came on to him. ...And that was when I spewed Dr. Pepper all over my monitor.

Best response to "What are you doing here?" EVER. WIN.

Harry smiles. Men faint. ::dies::

"Merlin fuck a centipede?!" Bwahaha!

"Thanks, Gin," he whispered.

Harry smiled. He was free. Free to pursue The Moon.

Who's probably neck-deep in a Galleon laundering scheme, he suddenly thought. His smile faded and he buried his face in his hands and groaned. Sex. That's all it was. Just sex. Sex so that he could break a case.

The place inside him that had stayed closed for Ginny opened then.

Oh, there's so much in that little bit! Gorgeous!

OMG! Sheer B-movie brilliance in this fic! They're actually bitching at each other while a fight goes on around them? And only pausing in their bickering long enough to pull each other out of the line of fire?! No. way.

"Thanks," he said quietly.

"It's a habit that I intend to break," Snape whispered. He pulled his hand away and cast a Knotting Charm, securing the rope.

"What habit?"

"Saving you from yourself. Now get down there."

::cheers and flails::

DVD! Aaahaha!

Plotty! Porny! Funny! Dramatic! Fuck yes! I love that it begins with ~~Snape~~ The Moon pursuing Harry (when it's still all about sex, and he has a mask to hide behind), and ends with Harry pursing Snape.

::loves::

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-12-02 01:07 am UTC

	josan 2007-12-08 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	OMG! This has everything in it, including the kitchen sink! What a delight! What a hoot! I adored white-haired Sanpe, and I'm-not-gay Draco, Ginny with Goyle, and that Seamus! The inventive lines, the clichés, the masks... What a great plot! What a gift jadzialove has received! (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-12-09 01:43 pm UTC

	ariss_tenoh 2007-12-19 02:36 pm UTC (link)
	Very interesting plot and it made me laugh and grin at Harry and Snape which is always a plus. Thanks for a good story! (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-12-21 02:51 pm UTC

jadzialove
2007-12-27 01:30 am UTC (link)

Yay! Thank you so much Klynie!! I know I thanked you once before, but I wanted to thank you again more personally. I love the story so much, and I've read it several times, just for the joy of it. It's so very much like some of my favorite old movies, and I still feel incredibly lucky to have received such a gift. Thank you for making my very first exchange such a wonderful experience!

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klynie1, 2007-12-27 02:41 am UTC

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jadzialove, 2007-12-27 02:56 am UTC

	persevero 2007-12-27 10:06 am UTC (link)
	Oh wow - the Float-o-Magic scene! And I think Dawlish is quite cute, too... Terrific. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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klynie1, 2007-12-27 10:58 pm UTC

	the_con_cept 2007-12-28 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	This is one of the best stories I think I've ever read! I'm totally envious of all the gleaming, exciting ideas! I'm totally going to rec this later but now I'm stuck at work. Suffice it to say that I LOVED this, especially the masks and Dennis and Draco and loves on you so hard (Reply to this) (Thread)

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klynie1, 2007-12-29 01:34 pm UTC

	morganlefay1958 2007-12-29 12:46 am UTC (link)
	WooHoo!! Hawt and action-packed! I like the idea of a silver-haired Sev! (Reply to this) (Thread)

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klynie1, 2007-12-29 01:35 pm UTC

	modernlove 2007-12-30 06:05 am UTC (link)
	That was brilliant! Oh my god! It was funny, sexy and intriguing. I loved your Harry and Snape, but I really loved that the rest of the characters were just as developed and fun to read (especially Draco, I loved him and his obvious homosexuality). Absolutely amazing work! (Reply to this) (Thread)

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klynie1, 2007-12-31 01:40 am UTC

	(Anonymous) 2008-01-01 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	Excellent humor and plot. Thanks. (Reply to this)

	snarry_reader 2008-01-03 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	Just a quick comment to let you know that we've added this story to the snarry_reader on our Master List here. If you'd like us to make any changes to the link, etc. please let us know. Thanks, Gaycrow, on behalf of the Reader. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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klynie1, 2008-01-05 06:25 pm UTC

	salvadora 2008-01-04 04:06 am UTC (link)
	This was great. I am such a stickler for Severus' Wizarding English Usage and Grammar and I think you have him just down. Plus this is blazingly hot. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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klynie1, 2008-01-05 06:27 pm UTC

	mac_tunes 2008-07-02 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	Wow! This is such a wonderful story! I'm glad that svartalfur had rec'ced this in his LJ. Really fantastic! So many things I like about his. Draco's with his "I'm not gay!", the business venture ideas he has with Pansy, the innuendoes, the .... the hotness as well. Just wow! Thanks! (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2008-10-01 02:12 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah! That was bloody awesome! (Reply to this)

	hogwartshoney 2009-03-22 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I enjoyed this SO much! Innovative, funny and omg the masks! Here via a rec at crack_broom (Reply to this)

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