title: Faint Indirections author:tarteaucitron link:faint indirections type: fiction length: 11,500 words pairings: Neville/Percy, Snape/Potter – sort of rating: pg-13
summary: written for the prompt: Professor Neville Longbottom converses with Severus Snape’s portrait. Neville finds himself accidentally curator of miscreant plants and portraits. He’d much rather be having a nice cup of tea in the greenhouse.