[Wash/Zoë] Eggs Without Salt
Rating: PG
Pairing(s): pre-Wash/Zoë
Character(s): Zoë Alleyne Washburne, Hobah "Wash" Washburne
Summary: He bothers her.
Word Count: 280
A/N: Definitely set pre-Serenity (the pilot). The idea for this is kind of shamelessly ripped off from a scene in a favorite movie of mine called "The Whole Wide World" - well, Wash's remark about moustaches and Zoë's reponse are, anyway. The exact wording of the original quote is a bit different, and is taken from Rudyard Kipling's The Story of the Gadsby: "Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was--like eating an egg without salt."
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