challenge_mod (challenge_mod) wrote in severus_sighs, @ 2010-07-29 08:34:00 |
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Entry tags: | event: grand challenge 2010, fic, member: roozetter, pairing: severus/harry, rating: pg-13 |
Shrekody by roozetter
Title: Shrekody, a Snarry Tale
Author: roozetter
Pairing: Harry/Severus
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 22,319
Warnings: Highlight to view: bestiality, bondage and role playing
Theme: Quest
Prompt: Bump in the night
Summary: Harry has vanished and Lord Farquaad is out of control. The only person who knows where Harry is isn’t telling. Therefore, it is up to Snape, as always, to fetch the brat, muzzle the wolf, deal with Gryffindors, and save the day with limited recognition for his work. Woe.
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. Shrek is owned by Dreamworks and Disney, depending on whatever the state of their divorce settlement was, and I don’t own them either. Nor do I own any of the movies I ruthlessly warped to fit my story. I make no money or friends for my effort here. I sincerely apologize for writing this, in fact.
Authors Note: Inappropriate amounts of love go to dracosoftie for her Overall Superior Awesomeness, and faeryqueen07 for staying up till one in the morning and coding half the damn story in HTML for me. I adore you beyond words. A shout out to etbhsb even though she vanished off the face of the earth (tear), and to my Bizan lovelies: Branny, Carrie (Luna4917), and Jess (hdpryncessflyffy) for rallying with Shrek quotes and not mocking me when told what I was writing.
Shrekody, a Snarry Tale