See, when I first read the "goats in the lab" issue, I thought that they were Brainy's goats. I thought he just had a special Goat Room where he kept the goats as experimental subjects, and that when Dream Girl provoked intellectual and sexual frustration, he'd be all like "Grrr. To the Goat Room!"
Come to think of it... what did Cosmic Boy keep a herd of goats for...?