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Tweak says, "don't you shed him no tears,"

sherkahn (sherkahn) wrote in scans_daily,
@ 2009-08-09 06:41:00

Current mood:	amused
Current music:	Real Men of Genius
Entry tags:	char: spider-man/peter parker, series: real men of genius week

Real Men of Genius - Spider-Man
Scans_Daily presents, Real Men of Genius week.
With nods to ashtoreth for the images.

Real Men of Genius......

Today, we salute you, Spiderman.

Mr. Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman!

You've faced the Hulk. Wolverine. Dr. Doom. Firelord. Dormammu. Evil clones from a future alternate time-line.
Saving the NYC and the world is another run of the mill day for you.
But a there exists an opponent that may be too much for you: a kitten stuck on a ledge.

Someone call the Marines!

At 3.9 lbs of soft fur, 1/8" claws and all the feral rage of hell behind her,
this pussy just may be too much even for you.

*choir* Catching tail ain't easy.

You manage to bring home the wayward kitten safe and sound. In a full cartridge of web fluid.
The reward poster never mentioned anything about what kind of condition she should return in.

That cat is traumatized for LIIIIIIFE!

So head back to Aunt May's, grab a glass of milk and cookies and thank yourself for another job well done.
That famous Parker luck may not make get you the PETA posterchild, but you will always be the cat's meow with us.

Mr. Friendly Neighborhood Spider Guy!!!!

For our international friends, here is a sample, so you can sing along.

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	galateus 2009-08-09 03:09 pm UTC (link)
	I love this week. Where are the scans from? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ashtoreth 2009-08-09 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	Spider-man/Daredevil: Neighbors one-shot (Reply to this) (Parent)

	raisedbymoogles 2009-08-09 03:25 pm UTC (link)
	Spidey + kids = ultimate cute. Trufax. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	vignettelante 2009-08-09 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	Best user name ever. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	taggerung301 2009-08-09 03:52 pm UTC (link)
	where is that first scan from? just curious (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hybrid2 2009-08-09 04:43 pm UTC (link)
	Agents of Atlas from 2 months ago i think. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thandrak 2009-08-09 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	That is not the worst trouble Spidey's had with a cat. And I don't mean Felicia. There was this moggy in an alley... anyone else remember it? (Reply to this)

	mullon 2009-08-09 04:34 pm UTC (link)
	Damn, I was hoping for the time he pushed the Ultimate Nullifier button. Still a funny post. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sherkahn 2009-08-09 04:37 pm UTC (link)
	Don't know that one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mullon 2009-08-09 04:43 pm UTC (link)
	It was from Marvel Adventures: Avengers. It was hilarious. Sadly I cannot find the scans. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vignettelante 2009-08-09 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	It was pretty amazing. I know we have it here somewhere. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	neuhallidae 2009-08-09 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	I've got it, but I'm kinda leery about doing a post, since I'm not very good at wit. Anyone want the pages so they can do it themselves? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	foxhack 2009-08-09 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	Sometimes you don't need wit. A scan is more than enough. Several people don't do anything but post scans, you know. :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	neuhallidae 2009-08-09 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	I meant one of the "Real Men of Genius" posts. I got no issue with just posting the scans. XD (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	foxhack 2009-08-09 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	Oh that, yeah. I haven't gone back and read all of 'em so I'm not sure what the... wit requirements... are. ^^; (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mullon 2009-08-09 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	I've kinda got like half the script done in my head, but I've never posted anything here before. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	suki_blue 2009-08-09 04:44 pm UTC (link)
	LOL! (Reply to this)

	vignettelante 2009-08-09 05:11 pm UTC (link)
	If there's one thing I've learned from D&D, it's that housecats are DANGEROUS. (Reply to this)

	ashtoreth 2009-08-09 05:19 pm UTC (link)
	I just realized..he said, "third time's the charm!" Oh, Peter. (Reply to this) (Thread)

(Anonymous)
2009-08-09 05:33 pm UTC (link)

Has a proud human of two cats I cat attest that three times is getting off light when the cat doesn't want to go where you want. I'd pay for web fluid when it's time to take them to the vet. You'd think our size and opposable thumbs would mean we have the upper hand but this is cats we're talking about. They're evil bastards bent on world domination. It's more likely than Doom.

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	ozlelila 2009-08-09 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	3.9 lbs? Either that's a kitten, or that cat is skin and bones. The rest of it was awesome, tho. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lady_mondegreen 2009-08-09 08:57 pm UTC (link)
	Well it says "3.9 pounds of soft fur." Maybe there's another eight pounds of cat under all that fur. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	neuhallidae 2009-08-09 06:02 pm UTC (link)
	The part I actually laughed the hardest at was the toddler trying to get the kittyball unstuck from her (his?) hands. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jlbarnett 2009-08-09 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	I thought he was dribbling it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	comicoz 2009-08-10 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	Me too. Looks like s/he is in the first image, but the seoond one looks like there is a sticky string (Reply to this) (Parent)

	proteus_lives 2009-08-10 05:48 am UTC (link)
	I remember that scan with Venus! How naughty! Bad subtext! Get off the couch! (Reply to this)

	psychop_rex 2009-08-11 05:32 am UTC (link)
	I love the cat transformed into a kitty-ball by all the webbing. 'Kitty's sticky'. Heh. (Reply to this)