Real Men of Genius - Spider-Man
Scans_Daily presents, Real Men of Genius week. With nods to ashtoreth for the images.
Real Men of Genius......
Today, we salute you, Spiderman. Mr. Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman!
You've faced the Hulk. Wolverine. Dr. Doom. Firelord. Dormammu. Evil clones from a future alternate time-line. Saving the NYC and the world is another run of the mill day for you. But a there exists an opponent that may be too much for you: a kitten stuck on a ledge. Someone call the Marines!
At 3.9 lbs of soft fur, 1/8" claws and all the feral rage of hell behind her, this pussy just may be too much even for you. *choir* Catching tail ain't easy.
You manage to bring home the wayward kitten safe and sound. In a full cartridge of web fluid. The reward poster never mentioned anything about what kind of condition she should return in. That cat is traumatized for LIIIIIIFE!
So head back to Aunt May's, grab a glass of milk and cookies and thank yourself for another job well done. That famous Parker luck may not make get you the PETA posterchild, but you will always be the cat's meow with us. Mr. Friendly Neighborhood Spider Guy!!!!
For our international friends, here is a sample, so you can sing along.