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Tweak says, "Save the cheerleader"

schmevil (schmevil) wrote in scans_daily,
@ 2009-06-29 12:25:00

Current music:	Frank Sinatra - Come Fly With Me
Entry tags:	creator: dave crosland, creator: tim seely, genre: horror, publisher: devil's due publishing, title: hack/slash

Hack/Slash: Land of the Lost Toys
Warning: HOLY SHIT PONIES. And uh, bad things happen to a child.

O.O

I think I'll just leave it at that, shall I?

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	zechs27 2009-06-29 11:58 am UTC (link)
	I always knew those damn My Little Ponies where evil. Just as bad as though sick fiends the Pound Puppies! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	schmevil 2009-06-29 12:29 pm UTC (link)
	So if the ponies trample you to death, what do Pound Puppies do? O.o (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mullon 2009-06-29 11:58 am UTC (link)
	Well, that was horrible. (Reply to this)

	parsimonia 2009-06-29 12:23 pm UTC (link)
	HAHAHA that is so messed up. I'm suddenly very glad my only remaining My Little Pony is sealed in a box somewhere. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ikr? schmevil 2009-06-29 12:28 pm UTC (link)
	Do not fuck with ponies. Ponies are hardcore. You're going to wake up to the pony staring down at you from your new bookshelf. "But... aren't you supposed to be in a box?" The pony just stares. Dun dun dun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	don't give the pony any ideas. it can hear the internet. parsimonia 2009-06-29 12:36 pm UTC (link)
	LOL, okay, in that case, one-armed Wonder Woman will protect me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: don't give the pony any ideas. it can hear the internet. schmevil 2009-06-29 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	One-armed Wonder Woman vs the Ponies of the Apocalypse. Yeah, I'd read the hell out of that. My taste is just that awful. :D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: don't give the pony any ideas. it can hear the internet. parsimonia 2009-07-05 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I'd read the hell out of that. My taste is just that awesome. :D Fixed that for you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: ikr? foxhack 2009-06-29 12:52 pm UTC (link)
	I've actually had a pony-related post planned for a week or two. Where'd I leave that book... I gotta scan it now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: ikr? schmevil 2009-06-29 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	Ponies? Are they evil? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: ikr? foxhack 2009-06-29 06:24 pm UTC (link)
	Well, more like the evils that ponies suffer through. The book involves angels. Or something. Germans write the weirdest things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: ikr? schmevil 2009-06-29 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	... Post it. I need to see this. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bluefall 2009-06-29 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	I got rid of all my childhood stock many years ago, but a friend mailed me a new one a couple years back just to mock me, and I think it's still around someplace. Fuchsia with purple hair, I believe, the true secret colors of the apocalypse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	parsimonia 2009-06-29 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	Mine is turquoise with sort of purple-pink, white, and turquoise main. And a picture of an ice cream sundae on her butt. I called her Ice-Cream-Butt, no joke. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	parsimonia 2009-06-29 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	And I suppose that should be spelled "mane," not "main." sigh (Reply to this) (Parent)

	icon_uk 2009-06-29 12:28 pm UTC (link)
	FEAR the My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse!!!! FEAR THEM!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	schmevil 2009-06-29 05:53 pm UTC (link)
	I'm left grateful that the fairies didn't join in. It could have been worse. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	superfan1 2009-06-29 06:59 pm UTC (link)
	Kind of grateful of my brother now destroying my ponies ,while doing "experiments" on them. Those evil souless eyes wow. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	parsimonia 2009-06-29 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	Aw, he destroyed your ponies? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	superfan1 2009-06-29 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, none of them survive. But his stuff got "experiment" on also,so a eye for a eye. :P (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	parsimonia 2009-06-29 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, petty revenge. What childhood be without it? =) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	parsimonia 2009-06-29 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	*what would childhood be without it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	superfan1 2009-06-29 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	I know right? My childhood would of been less exciting without it lol. :) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	psychop_rex 2009-06-30 12:11 am UTC (link)
	YEEGH. Well, that was disturbing. I knew it was going to be the moment I saw the little girl in the field of plastic-primary-colored lollipops and butterflies. Never, EVER trust anything that perfect-looking - the surest way of finding a place where you can fall and break a leg is to find the place where you look least likely to. (Reply to this)

seawolf10
2009-07-02 06:57 am UTC (link)

My Little Horses of Diomedes. I don't see that selling too well.

But on a serious note, that's very low-quality writing. Demonic toys and children being killed are both grossly overused horror tropes.

Speaking of which, I seem to recall the point of this title is taking shots at grossly overused horror tropes...but that idea's an overused trope in and of itself. Get back to me if this writer ever does something interesting with the metatextual implications.

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