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sir_razorback ([info]sir_razorback) wrote in [info]scans_daily,
@ 2009-05-25 07:59:00

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Entry tags:in-joke: crack, medium: advertisement, theme: parody

Jarate!! The Jar-based Karate!
There are truly some *wierd* things around these Internets.  Today I bring you... Jarate!  

http://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day07_english.html



Also included is a link to a video featuring the class 'Spy' from Team Fortress 2.  You don't have to be a fan of the game to find it amusing.  :p  Word of caution though, there's probably enough blood in it to qualify for a NSFW warning on it's own.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9xUdmA_DDI&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Evgcats%2Ecom%2F&feature=player_embedded


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[info]thanekos
2009-05-25 10:38 am UTC (link)
Saxton Hale is an anagram for hot anal sex.

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[info]icon_uk
2009-05-25 10:58 am UTC (link)
I assumed this was some form of martial arts using Jar-Jar Binks as an offensive weapon...

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[info]daningram
2009-05-25 11:10 am UTC (link)
Jar-Jar Binks is already an offensive weapon. Very offensive, in fact.

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[info]greenmask
2009-05-25 11:05 am UTC (link)
That's some reeeel nice art on mr Hale there.

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[info]foxhack
2009-05-25 12:22 pm UTC (link)
In case nobody gets this:

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[info]foxhack
2009-05-25 12:24 pm UTC (link)
Also, yes, you CAN splash urine on your enemies. When you get hit, your screen turns yellowish and blurry. When you hit someone with it, he turns a pale yellow and starts dripping yellow drops for fifteen seconds. :x

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[info]icon_uk
2009-05-25 12:35 pm UTC (link)
I prefer to recall how that ad led to the origin of Flex Mentallo!

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[info]sir_razorback
2009-05-25 02:57 pm UTC (link)
Thanks Foxhack, hadn't thought to include the original. I remember trying to send away for this, but I couldn't talk my parents out of a stamp or some silly thing like that. I do recall the sea monkeys showing up, though. =p

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[info]thanekos
2009-05-25 04:21 pm UTC (link)
so, after this, he takes up boxing and ends up fighting Donkey Kong?

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[info]nagaoka
2009-05-25 12:42 pm UTC (link)
"Jarate is neither affiliated with, nor a substitute for, Karate."

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[info]vignettelante
2009-05-25 09:31 pm UTC (link)
" He is a puzzle, wrapped in an enigma, shrouded in riddles, lovingly sprinkled with intrigue, express mailed to Mystery, Alaska, and LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! but it is too late. You're dead. For he is the Spy—globetrotting rogue, lady killer (metaphorically) and mankiller (for real). "

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