|seriousfic (seriousfic) wrote in scans_daily,|
@ 2009-03-05 09:27:00
|Entry tags:||char: cannonball/sam guthrie, char: firestar/angelica jones, char: sunspot/roberto da costa, char: white queen/emma frost, creator: tom defalco, publisher: marvel comics|
The big gay love of Emma Frost and Angelica OMG DID EMMA JUST KILL A HORSE?
Shockingly, this wasn't written by Chris Claremont. I can't explain it either.
She telepathically manipulates Firestar's love interest so that she is, in effect, dating Firestar herself. OH, EMMA.
(On a sidenote, lotta teens running around who drop casual references to Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers in conversation?)
Of course, there's only one way this can end:
Second-to-last-panel: "Miss Frost, why are you drooling?"
AND SHE KILLED FIRESTAR'S HORSE! That's so evil it actually loops back on itself and becomes a crowning moment of awesome. It should clearly be referenced all the time.
Kitty: You tortured me!
Jean: You brainwashed me!
Firestar: And you killed my horse!
Scott: Ladies, please, Emma is a reformed... wait, what was that last one?
Emma: That horse had it coming, Scott.
Don't worry, Firestar, I'm sure a lot of people would "toss around microwave blasts" if they thought about the love you have for Emma.
Geez, keep it in your ridiculously small pants, Frost.
But of course, it can't all be mindgames and cunnilingus. Firestar tumbles to Emma's deception and the break-up is not amiable.
You can tell she's thinking "Bollocks, I just got done with the last round of plastic surgery!"