"Alright, next generation of teen sidekicks! Now that I'm Batman, let's see how you did. You were able to save Tim, so points for that. Let's look at your individual performances.
Squire, you displayed leadership, the ability to keep cool under pressure, and excellent physical and mental skills.
Damian, you let your ego get in the way of your partnership, attempted to physically assault Alfred, all after nearly getting yourself killed by leaping into danger.
Based on this, the new Robin is...Damian! Congrats! Squire, no girls allowed."
....Am I the only one seeing something seriously wonky here?