I am supposed to be the Time Trapper next Tuesday evening, but I am terrible at monologuing and my masterplan right now is to give a wedgie to Bob, my archnemesis in third grade before he can give one to me. Any advice?

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Set up some sort of complicated Goldbergian device that has Bob going through a Humiliation Conga ending with the wedgie, preferably in front of anyone who he wouldn't want to see that, like his girlfriend/wife, boss, coworkers, etc. It's difficult to enact, but hella cool when you can pull it off.

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