I want Bendis to write a scene that goes like this:
Tony: Damn, Steve, it's good to see you. I screwed up, man. You know I didn't want that play out like that, right?
Cap: I know you were trying to do the right thing, old friend. And from what I've heard of this Osborn nonsense, I can see what you were worried about happening.
Tony: Yeah, that was kind of my nightmare scenario.
Thor: Indeed. Perhaps I was rash to reject your advances before, Stark. I was newly returned, without my people and full of rage.
Tony: That's OK, man. I was kind of being a dick about the whole Asgard thing, you know? But you understand how a city full of gods hovering over Oklahoma can make people nervous, don't you?
Thor: Perhaps. The people therein were well-compensated. Your laws, such as we chose to submit to them, were followed. And speaking as a god, Stark, I hope you understand now never to try and play one again. You and Richards are clever, but sometimes you are not WISE.
Tony: No, I know better, now. Things just got out of hand. I just...I just wanted to keep people safe. You understand that, right? Both of you?
Cap: Tony, I've never doubted it. Not once. But you have a bad habit of getting righteous and charging off. Remember...
Tony: ..the 'Armor Wars' thing?
Cap: I was thinking about the Kree problem, actually. But the same thing. We talked about that one, remember?
Tony: Fair enough. But, you know, that whole kicking everyone's ass on the heli-carrier thing wasn't cool, right? I mean, maybe under Fury's watch.
Cap: You're not the only who makes mistakes when his dander's up. And the Punisher. God, what was I thinking?
Thor: Mayhaps, but Stark thinking he could shape man's will...
Cap: Now hold on, Thor. Didn't YOU try and change the world when you took the throne of Asgard? Didn't YOU do the exact same thing? You fought the Avengers, remember?
Thor: You shame with my own actions, Steve Rogers. And yet....you are right. I would chastise Tony Stark, yet I am no wiser. Indeed, my hubris was no less, when the time came, though my motives no less pure.
Tony: All right, all right. Enough. Can we all agree we made some mistakes and that we're bigger men? That we shouldn't be fighting each other?
Cap: Damn right.
Thor: Let villains fear. Let tyrants like Doom, monsters like Ultron, madmen like the Red Skull TREMBLE. For we come for them.