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Tweak says, "stop ripping off dita, kelly!"

sabra_la_npcs (sabra_la_npcs) wrote in sabra_la_tau,
@ 2010-10-21 23:19:00

Entry tags:

!days 180-189, toyama kazuha, yamamoto takeshi, {hirohiko myouun kabane}, {katou yue}, {kudo himiko}, {narumi l. anju}, {{{aeon clock}}}, {{{orihara izaya}}}, ~horn, ~librarian, ~storyteller, ~waterbearer, ~{the kid}

Who: Ophiuchus~!
Where: Ophi dorms
When: Day 182, evening~!
What:

On a table in the common lounge, sat a small familiar hydra, all three heads busily nosing through a large book. A small stack of papers sat near it. "My, my," she started, only one head looking up from the book as the others continued to read, "How could such a team be so busy and so lazy at the same time? Honestly, it seems like you're having trouble enforcing basic rules! A certain someone is bit flustered at all the paperwork involved with this."

The hydra tapped her head and turned the page. "But! That is why I'm here to assist you! And, really, if you're going to correct someone, you may as well teach them a thing or two while doing so, right?"

[ooc: PENALTIES GO HUR. You may pick repeats or use none at all! bother me in irc for clarification if need be.]

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sabra_la_npcs
2010-10-22 03:22 am UTC (link)

{IN SAID STACK OF PAPERS, is a list of teams that have broken the rules. There are also some biggish index cards, indicating a title and purple prose instructions on one side, and the actual fable on the other.

The Ass and the Load of Salt [make a blank cross the river with a load of sponges]

The Bear and the Bees [you get a beebat! if the blank flinches after the first sting, FIVE MORE STING THEM.]

The Ass in Lion's Skin [force a blank to wear a raw raptor hide for a day. as in it looks the skin was pulled RIGHT OFF it may sag on you.]

The Wolf and the House Dog [chain a blank outside for an IC Day. Dog collar included]

Two Travellers and a Bear [two blanks versus a RAPTOR]

The Farmer and the Snake [give a frozen snake to a blank. Once it thaws it will attack! Just a normal slightly overgrown bitey snake]

The Porcupine and the Snakes [stinkbomb a dorm! the bombs also have NEEDLES STICKING OUT and roll everywhere and will attach to people.]

The Flies and the Honey [THERE IS A GIANT JAR OF DELICIOUS BEARBEE HONEY. can be rescued if they start like. suffocating. ALLEN IS EXEMPT FROM THIS CHALLENGE]

The Tortoise and the Ducks [dangle someone from the highest point possible you can find for a while.]

The Fox and the Goat (look before you leap) [KNOCK SOMEONE OVER THE CLIFF...into the river. They may arrange for rescue beforehand, if they can't swim.]}

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	sabra_la_npcs2 2010-10-22 03:23 am UTC (link)
	[watching over my precious paperwork :\|\|\|\|] A certain someone... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sabra_la_npcs 2010-10-22 03:25 am UTC (link)
	The ever watchful owl need not know that a few pages were recycled in order to support the precious fables! The Judges were strict, but environmentally friendly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sabra_la_npcs2 2010-10-22 03:27 am UTC (link)
	Recycled--? What did you take this time!? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sabra_la_npcs 2010-10-22 03:32 am UTC (link)
	All three heads perked up, swaying cheerfully. "Oh, nothing of importance, I assure you!" She spoke the truth. That ancient almanac was doing nothing but gathering dust. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sabra_la_npcs2 2010-10-22 03:37 am UTC (link)
	You cannibalized my almanac? That was a first edition! [hissss flap] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sabra_la_npcs 2010-10-22 03:46 am UTC (link)
	It was almost as if her dear little brother was psychic! "Now, now, it's not like it was an actual book! Be careful, you'll make me lose my spot on the page." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sabra_la_npcs2 2010-10-22 03:51 am UTC (link)
	It was made before the -- why am I even trying? [hiss pace hiss] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sabra_la_npcs2 2010-10-22 06:13 am UTC (link)
	[spits out a gooey and well-chewed-up paper. The words are still somewhat visible... If you squint. Really hard] This paper is not tasty enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sabra_la_npcs2 2010-10-22 06:10 am UTC (link)
	[why is an otter riding a goat? why do you care FLOPPING ANXIOUSLY] W-what are you eating? T-t-that s-sounds, um, kind of... important. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sabra_la_npcs2 2010-10-22 06:15 am UTC (link)
	It is only paper. He has plenty of those in the library. [spits it out though. euck. paperwork 8\|] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hey__listen 2010-10-22 06:15 am UTC (link)
	[... petting a jackalope while watching the petting zoo going on] More Judges? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)