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The Judges Of Sabra La Tau (sabra_la_iudex) wrote in sabra_la_tau,
@ 2010-06-10 15:42:00

Entry tags:

!days 130-139, !games, howard link, kiryuu zero, kudo shinichi, lady, minami ikki, {ken masters}, {ren maaka}, {{{almaz von almadine adamant}}}, {{{date masamune}}}, {{{leonard 'bones' mccoy}}}, {{{seta soujirou}}}, {{{van}}}, ~soldier

Game 91
Who: Delphinus, Pyxis, Canis, Monoceros, Lepus
Where: The Arena
When: Day 137, evening
What: SOMETHING FUCKING AWESOME

HOLY FLAMING SHITNUGGETS IT'S SOLDIER!!

YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT KIND OF GAME YOU'RE IN FOR NOW! A MANLY ONE!! MANLY LIKE SNORTING A POWDERED EXPLOSION!! WITH YOUR EYEBALLS!!

DON'T BE FOOLED BY THAT PUSSY MESSENGER! SOILDIER IS THE GREATEST JUDGE IN ALL OF ULTRA-HISTORY! HE'S LIKE ALEXMANDER THE GREAT! MANTILLA THE HUN!! GHENGIS KHMAN!!!!!

HAVE YOU HEARD OF AXE BODYWASH? SOLDIER WASHES HIS BODY WITH REAL AXES!! VOLCANO AXES!!

HIS JUNK IS MADE OF SOLID ROCK! HE BANGED A T-REX AND DIDN'T CALL HER THE NEXT DAY!!

FUCK YEAH!!!!

((INSTRUCTIONS
ONE HOUR NOTICE))

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	[Delphinus] vaticanpieninja 2010-06-11 01:04 am UTC (link)
	[Deep breath] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Delphinus] vaticanpieninja 2010-06-11 01:20 am UTC (link)
	FUCK YES! [ahem.] LOOK AT DELPHINUS. WE ARE STEALTHY AND ah BADASS. SO BADASS WE COULD KILL A RAPTOR WITH ONE STRIKE, depending on the case... WHAT OTHER TEAM HAS THE ABILITY TO KILL ANYTHING IN EXISTENCE? THE ANSWER IS THERE IS NO OTHER. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Delphinus] failhero 2010-06-11 01:24 am UTC (link)
	[...claps] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Delphinus] vaticanpieninja 2010-06-11 01:31 am UTC (link)
	[Holds up a hand, because he's not finished yet.] EACH MEMBER OF THE TEAM IS MORE MANLY AND DYNAMITE THAN THE LAST. AS YOU CAN SEE. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Delphinus] thisdoesntsuck 2010-06-11 01:37 am UTC (link)
	THERE'S ME! TAMA A MOTHERFUCKING ALIEN VAMPIRE THAT SUCKS UPSETNESS OUT OF PEOPLE! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Delphinus] n____n 2010-06-11 01:40 am UTC (link)
	. . . Am I supposed to go? . . . Okay! I'll kill you all and not feel bad about it at all. You probably deserve it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Delphinus] vaticanpieninja 2010-06-11 01:41 am UTC (link)
	[. . . Hands Zero a shot] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Delphinus] type_0 2010-06-11 01:42 am UTC (link)
	[takes the shot and just swigs it.] I am so regretting this already... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: [Delphinus] type_0 2010-06-11 01:44 am UTC (link)
	And... AND I HAD A BEDROOM ENCOUNTER WITH SOLDIER AND LIVED TO TELL ABOUT IT. [going to go get another shot now] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Delphinus] failhero 2010-06-11 01:45 am UTC (link)
	. . . (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: [Delphinus] vaticanpieninja 2010-06-11 01:45 am UTC (link)
	[Wait you wat] (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: [Delphinus] lawfulreception 2010-06-11 01:46 am UTC (link)
	.............. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: [Delphinus] shinryuken 2010-06-11 01:47 am UTC (link)
	[staring] Dude. It must suck to be you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Delphinus] type_0 2010-06-11 01:48 am UTC (link)
	It. Does. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Delphinus] failhero 2010-06-11 01:49 am UTC (link)
	Wouldn't that chafe? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Delphinus] vaticanpieninja 2010-06-11 01:50 am UTC (link)
	Anyhow-- (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: [Delphinus] vaticanpieninja 2010-06-11 01:54 am UTC (link)
	--FINALLY THERE IS ME, HOWARD LINK. I AM SO MANLY I CAN SERVE THREE MEALS A DAY AND MY MANLINESS ONLY INCREASES. I AM SO MANLY I COULD ENGULF THE AREA IN A TORNADO OF FIRE BUT IT WOULD MAKE MY SHIRT EXPLODE. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: [Delphinus] vaticanpieninja 2010-06-11 01:55 am UTC (link)
	So you'll have to give me a moment to remove it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: [Delphinus] vaticanpieninja 2010-06-11 02:02 am UTC (link)
	[Does so, setting shirt aside.] (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: [Delphinus] vaticanpieninja 2010-06-11 02:03 am UTC (link)
	[And then picking up a bottle and tossing it into the air and then PUNCHES THE CRAP OUT OF IT!!!1] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Delphinus] ambibalance 2010-06-11 02:11 am UTC (link)
	[so late to the game, BUT THERE'S NO WAY SHE'D MISS THIS. CHEERING AND WHISTLING FROM AFAR] (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: [Delphinus] type_0 2010-06-11 02:52 am UTC (link)
	[claps] (Reply to this) (Parent)

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