Game 91 Who: Delphinus, Pyxis, Canis, Monoceros, Lepus Where: The Arena When: Day 137, evening What: SOMETHING FUCKING AWESOME
HOLY FLAMING SHITNUGGETS IT'S SOLDIER!!
YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT KIND OF GAME YOU'RE IN FOR NOW! A MANLY ONE!! MANLY LIKE SNORTING A POWDERED EXPLOSION!! WITH YOUR EYEBALLS!!
DON'T BE FOOLED BY THAT PUSSY MESSENGER! SOILDIER IS THE GREATEST JUDGE IN ALL OF ULTRA-HISTORY! HE'S LIKE ALEXMANDER THE GREAT! MANTILLA THE HUN!! GHENGIS KHMAN!!!!!
HAVE YOU HEARD OF AXE BODYWASH? SOLDIER WASHES HIS BODY WITH REAL AXES!!
HIS JUNK IS MADE OF SOLID ROCK! HE BANGED A T-REX AND DIDN'T CALL HER THE NEXT DAY!!