Jules Bard (partsunknown) wrote in rooms, @ 2015-04-30 11:15:00 |
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Entry tags: | *delivery, *journal, ezra bard, jules bard, ronan xander, sam alexander, tony stark, trystan chenille |
Public; Ezra B
[Public]
HEY YOU!
Yeah. You.
You totally want some Chinese food. You also want to tip the delivery girl VERY WELL.* Lobby delivery available until 4am. You probably shouldn't get anything with broccoli in it. You really don't want to know why, but this is LIFE. SAVING. INFO. For real. BELIEVE THAT!
Mention #RIPPerrito and get 61.9% off - TOO SOON! half off. You have to say 'Hashtag' or 'Pound Sign'. He would have appreciated it. And then spit beer in your face.
* - This is NOT hypnosis. She** needs rent money.
** - She =/= Me.***
*** - Maybe?
[Ezra B]
Why in the fucking fuckity fuckfuck omgggggg is DELIRIOUS emailing me about you not replying to him?!