Remedium Journal Entries

I'm so bored and by the way, the blueberry bush just outside the North door is empty. Not sorry, I needed it more than you did

FRIENDS*

[ooc: *Barry Allen, Sirius Black, Kaylee Frye (she doesn't know Kaylee's gone yet), Lydia Martin, Jesse Pinkman, Steve Rogers, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester; all of them will be getting a private filter rather than everyone seeing, but it'll all say the same thing, so I didn't want to take up extra space]

You don't spend enough time with me. I thought we were friends. Why don't you ever hang out with me anymore? We need to hang out way more often, I'm going crazy.

~Joey

I'm so hungry. I don't have enough food. I mean, I can't eat all of it, but I need more. Whoever has extra food needs to bring it to me, like, now, thanks.

Also, does anybody have any extra blankets? I only have four. How am I supposed to stay warm with four blankets?

Makeup. How am I supposed to get through this month with only one eyeliner pencil?

I only have six pairs of panties here. What the hell am I supposed to do with only six pairs of panties? Someone bring me panties. Someone bring me things. I need things.

-Lydia Martin

Does everyone here really want to go back home though?

Is this place really horrible compared to what's waiting for all of us back there?

Am I the only one conflicted?

If anyone needs any fruit let me know, brought a bunch back this morning and I won't get through all of it myself.

JOEY.
Hey, can I ask you something?

I miss my tv. I know that probably makes me sound terrible but I miss my tv. I'd even take some books. Anything really.

- Laura

Alright, so I probably shouldn't do this but I can't not.

I recently received a couple of protein bars. The bars are extremely dense, they're about 3000 calories a bar. An average protein bar has an average of 350.

I need these. My metabolism moves faster than that of everybody else here, and I've been slowly starving since I arrived. These are going to solve that problem, but my body needs about 8000 calories a day to keep me healthy, and that's if I'm not doing much. That being said, I'm seriously rationing them just in case we have another situation where our food sources are limited. If anybody is still trying to recover from the food shortage I can give you a portion of a bar. Half of one should be equal or more to what an average person would need to eat in an entire day.

Pretty much what I'm saying is, if you don't have a lot of food and you've been having trouble until we can up our meat inventory again, let me know. I can try to help.

- Barry Allen (the real one, by the way. Jerk.)

What in the blue fuck is this?

Uh... hello?

Not really sure what the fuck is going on or where I am, but uh... I woke up in unfamiliar surroundings with a note saying to deliver something to someone named "Barry Allen". And a box saying it's for "Joanna McCoy". So uh... Barry and Joanna, come on down. Or at least tell me how the hell I find you and uh... what's going on if that's possible.

Also, Gretel? Where the fuck are you?

- Hansel

If this whole hunting shortage thing is true I think we all better have a talk about what we're going to do.

The farm is started but we're not going to be producing crops for a long time. I suggest that we all change tactics from our previous jobs and make a group effort of foraging. And I'm not talking about a 'fend for yourself' sort of deal, we're all going to need to help each other out. Some people will have more stamina and know how to find more food, we should pile it all together and ration it so no one here ends up starving.

- S.B

Um...so my floor used to be full and now we're short a Stiles Stilinski and a Daisy Johnson...it's happening again, I think...

~Joey

Yes, good, here I was worried I was going to get another couple of days off from the crazy. So glad a version of my horrible mother that I can't slap across the mouth for being an asshole and talking down to me (believe me, I tried) is here to keep me from getting to relax for a minute. It would be awful if I had peace for more than a day or two at a time.

Can I get a Fuck This Place, one more time with feeling, everybody? Grrrr.

~Joey McCoy

Ummm...so...I'm pretty sure I was just serenaded by a trio of flower bushes out near the East door. The plants are like singing now? It sounded like gibberish to me although, admittedly, it was a really pretty song not the point but...so, that's a thing that's happening, now if it wasn't already...

~Joey McCoy

This is nicest cage I have ever been in.

But I am very hungry. Where is food, book that is full of people?

Олена

This is the second weirdest abduction I've ever been a part of. I'm pretty positive a spruce tree was trying to undress me.

Uh guys, has anyone else noticed...this is fucking weird even for me there's something up with the plants? I just spent about twenty minutes trying to get out of what felt like a 'hug' from some climbing ivy.

- Sam

Guys, I think we have a new wave. When I was taking Daisy something to eat, I noticed there's someone's name on the last door on my floor and there wasn't before. I...was going to check the other floors but I've been running all over the place this past few days and I'm beat...can someone check if there's anyone else new or anyone who's missing? It seems like every time there's a new wave, people disappear...

SIRIUS.

Please still be here
No, that's
Please be o
Obv Are you still here? How are you feeling?

~Joey McCoy

Well I don't know how or why but I feel less like death today. The room isn't spinning nearly as much and my head doesn't feel like it's going to explode. Hopefully this means I'm on the road to a full recovery and this isn't just some small reprieve before my body decides it wants me dead.

- Daisy Johnson

fuck

Joey or whoever the fuck is a doctor I got a problem my fucking eyes and skin look yellow and I fucking puked up blood. Stomach hurts now too.

The fuck?

- Ben

How's everyone feeling today? Anybody feeling any better or worse than yesterday? Anyone new feeling under the weather?

~Joey McCoy

SIRIUS.

I'm still trying to figure this out, but don't think I forgot you; I haven't.

So, just a quick heads up, Gretel is extremely contagious. She's quarantined in her room but under no circumstances should anyone open the door or let her out, that goes double for anyone that's already immuno-compromised.

- Sam

[Natasha and Derek]
Since you're in the rooms next to Gretel's I should tell you, you might hear some weird noises coming from her room. Do not be tempted to investigate.

[Dean]
How're you feeling now?

It has become obvious that something has begun to spread around, after several posts of those falling ill.

Who is not sick? More to the point, is there anyone who was injured who is not, suddenly and inexplicably?

Or somehow ended up in a different apartment with no memory of the trip?

~Angelika