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happier_bunny (happier_bunny) wrote in qaf_retread,
@ 2009-07-22 21:19:00

Current mood:	hopeful
Entry tags:	au, humor, valerie_z

One Ring To Rule Your Ass
I don't know about you guys, but I'm always up for a laugh and valerie_z always, always, always delivers. It's been almost 2 years since I retreaded this one, so let's give it another go!

ONE RING TO RULE YOUR ASS

Comment with the part that made you laugh hardest!

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	What a riot!! fairangelique 2009-07-23 02:02 am UTC (link)
	"My cock is your lawyer, bitch" hahahaha loved it, I was already in pain from my yoga class and now my abs are seriously hurting from laughing so hard! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: What a riot!! happier_bunny 2009-07-25 02:22 am UTC (link)
	At least it's a good pain. ;) I'm so glad you enjoyed this. (Reply to this) (Parent)

vl_redreign
2009-07-23 02:47 am UTC (link)

THIS.

"Is there anyone here who I fisted?" Brian yelled.

Among the expanse below him, several hands went up.

"Recently," Brian added.

The hands dropped down, except for one: a tall, shirtless man with brown hair who had been dancing on the main stage.

"You!" Brian yelled. "Stay right there!" He rushed down the stairs and through the crowd. The music started back up again, and Michael appeared at his side just as he reached the man.

Brian grabbed the guy and turned him halfway around. It was dark, but the letters R and H on his back were clear.

"It's him!" Michael shouted excitedly.

"This is gonna sound a bit strange," Brian said. "But did you find anything inside your ass?"

The man reached into his pocket. "Do you mean this?" The gold of the ring reflected the club lights as they swept over the dance floor.

"That's it!" Brian snatched the ring out of his hand. Then he frowned, and tossed it to Michael. "Sterilize it!"

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	happier_bunny 2009-07-25 02:22 am UTC (link)
	BWAWAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA Oh my god, this fic just makes me laugh and laugh! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ex_randolph985 2009-07-23 05:35 am UTC (link)
	LMAO! that is great. "I'll have the seafood paella," Brian said through his panting. "And the guy under the table sucking my cock will have the cocido madrileño." (Reply to this) (Thread)

	happier_bunny 2009-07-25 02:23 am UTC (link)
	ROFL, Brian Kinney gets his man. snicker. I'm glad you had fun with this one. :D (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lougenessis 2009-07-23 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	Valerie_z is such a funny writer. I've read about everything she's written. What I like most about her writing and what makes me laugh the most is when she delivers Brian's snarky wit. I love it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	happier_bunny 2009-07-25 02:23 am UTC (link)
	She's a genius, no question about it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sjmpets 2009-07-24 12:11 am UTC (link)
	brian kinney vs the washing machine. and the winner is...the washing machine. omg hysterical. this entire story is one for the books. what a great read. i guess friends like michael are a rarity. "christmas miracle happy" yeah they both were. justin saw the ring on brian instead of being down the toilet and brian because he fulfilled his fantasy. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	happier_bunny 2009-07-25 02:26 am UTC (link)
	I know right? So much fun...I'm glad you enjoyed it too. :D (Reply to this) (Parent)

	litania87 2009-07-24 12:32 am UTC (link)
	"And you didn't believe that people could really be fisted." Brian raised his voice in a teenage-Michael impression. "'The pictures are fake! It's special effects, like in Star Wars.'" LOL I just laughed so hard! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	happier_bunny 2009-07-25 02:27 am UTC (link)
	ROFLMAO, There's so much in this fic that is just brilliant! :D (Reply to this) (Parent)

noteverything
2009-07-24 03:17 pm UTC (link)

"It's a very long and complicated story," Brian said. "Involving sexual practices a fine, upstanding dyke such as yourself would rather not hear about. But at the central point of the story is your tender blond protégé, whose fragile artistic heart will be broken if I don't find this RH guy. Also, I might not get laid tonight."

"So if you could just find a pen, and like, a napkin or something," Michael said, looking around for any errant pieces of paper.

Brian gestured to the canvas behind her. "Or just draw on top of one of these ugly pieces of shit."

Lindsay grabbed him by the shoulders and pushed him into the hallway, with Michael following along behind them.

"Brian," she said firmly. "I'm working here. I don't have time to play games with you. Is Justin all right?"

"He's fine," Michael said.

"He's dying," Brian said. "Only your art can save him now."

Michael smacked Brian on the arm. Brian immediately smacked him back. Michael responded with a flurry of slaps to Brian's chest, and Brian tried to defend himself by poking Michael in the ribs.

It's really hard to pick one thing, but that pretty much slays me. "He's dying...only your art can save him now."

jesuschristonafuckingstick, I've missed valerie_z's writing...

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	happier_bunny 2009-07-25 02:28 am UTC (link)
	"Only your art can save him now." bwahhaahahahahahhaha So freaking funny, this whole damn fic. It's genius. (Reply to this) (Parent)