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So, where is a good place to root?

There are apple trees here! The apples are really wonderful and I climbed up and up the tree trunk as much as I could, but then there was one that was way too high up and I stood up on all of my back legs and had all of my front legs going all the way up the tree and streeeetched my neck and muzzle and still couldn't get it.

So there was this nice yellow-haired dude and he got it for me and it was very friendly and the apples are really good so everyone should try them. Yep. Also this sky is neat.

LOKI YOU LAZY ASS IT WAS YOUR TURN TO DO THE GROCERY SHOPPING.

I'm hungry :(

And it's your fault.

Ass.

Okay.

Here I am.

I was summoned, I think? Or something like it. Who needed me?