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Freaking trees.

Hello? Can someone help me? I tried to call my mommy and daddy, but they aren't answering their phones.

YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL AND GLORIOUS AND SO VERY MUCH FUN. Really. You really, truly are. And so many new people have come to play lately! This is fantastic!

To celebrate, and give you new toys a hearty welcome to the playground, I'm going to be nice. I'm going to set out a glorious, fantastical feast for all of you. Tonight. 6 o'clock sharp, don't be late. And come hungry.

This is all.

Uhhh. Right.

Someone want to fill a brother in?

Right.


So, the water's off in the building today. The pipes have turned to snakes.