1. Yes, the lights are out. 2. No, I do not know why they are out. 3. Yes, I am going to fix them. 4. No, I do not know how long it will take for me to do this. 5. Yes, you should shut up. 6. No, you cannot make a bonfire in the living room. I don't care if it's "contained."
Love, Auntie Mo
P.S. - These rules will be posted on the fridge. P.P.S. - If anyone needs me, I will be out by the fucking generator.