Yes, I know it's ridonculously late. DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T LOVE YOU!

Title: What Am I Doing Here?
Author: geekchick1013
Pairings/Characters: *Deniz/Marc* [highlight to read] (BUT DON’T, LET IT BE A SURPRISE. COURAGE!)
Rating: hard R (haha I said “hard”)
Word count: ~3200 (I take after you in the attempts at short-form.)
Summary: He had to know…
Warnings: Smut, sexin’, pr0n, the usual. And angst, OF COURSE.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. But that I did…
A/N: As always, all my love and thanks to notoriouslyuniq for her insightful and lightning-fast beta job. *smooches*

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Apologies for the late posting tonight!

Title: Hit over the Head
Author: amyriadfthings
Recipient: wildepet
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Dr.Hase in the main roles, have a surprise flirt as well.
Summary: Great Fuckery has been going on in fictional Essen. Maybe or maybe not unconnected to that, Roman and Axel wake up in a mysterious place. With no memory of how they got there. All by themselves. Read about their struggle to regain control of the situation. Or fail to do so. There might be crack.
Rating: PG-13? there is.. um.. double entendre.
Warning(s): except for 1-2 drops of blood, those with lotion phobia might want to shield their eyes.
Word Count: ~ 3300
Author's Notes: Thanks mods for various extensions! I love my recipient and my beta! This was so much fun.. let me collapse now. HAPPY HOFEST!!!



( HIT OVER THE HEAD )

Title: Rock 'n' Roll Dreams Come True
Author: aldiara
Recipient: Dechro
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Deniz/Roman, and… ??? [surprise!]
Summary: When Deniz inadvertently finds Two Tickets To That Thing He Loves instead of his favourite cock ring, he and Roman embark on a grim adventure of ear-raping agony that eventually leads to a chance encounter with DESTINY.
Rating: PG-13. Alas, no actual ear rape occurs.
Warning(s): Mars. Loquaciousness, soap plots, crack. Hm, better safe than sorry: THIS FIC CONTAINS NARRATION AND DIALOGUE, REPRESENTED BY LETTERS ON A SCREEN. CORRECT GRAMMAR MAY OCCUR. ALSO, MARRRRS.
Word Count: 3500
Author's Notes: Thanks to my wonderful cheerleading beta L.! And shoutouts go to Queer As Folk (UK) and The Shoebox Project, from which I've rudely stolen a couple of lines. Also, I blame someone else for Mars. Someone not me. You know who you are.



( Rock 'n' Roll Dreams Come True )