18 September 2010 @ 03:48 pm
Fic: Not That Girl  
Title: Not That Girl
Pairing: Ben/Maximilian
Rating: G
Word Count: 250
Summary: "Ben supposes he should feel a bit guilty for leaving his new wife at home, alone, to come and see his previous lover."
A/N: OMG. IDEK. This is crappy comment!fic written for [info]giorgiakerr, then [info]aldiara told me to post to the asylum and I am powerless to say no to our totalitarian overlords. Also, the title is all Giorgia's fault and makes no sense without this song. (BTW, Giorgia, you are going to icon that, right? *grabby hands* <33333)

He can't even pretend he has a good excuse to be here tonight. )

Can you tell I didn't really know how to end it? *g* I assume your imaginations can fill in the porn I'm incapable of writing what happens next.
Current Mood: amused
01 July 2010 @ 12:11 pm
Cracky commentfic (OMG, self, what?)  
Title: According to Plan
Author: [info]aldiara
Fandom/Characters: Alles Was Zählt, Marc
Word Count: 290 words (commentfic)
Rating: Uhm. G?
Warnings: *Uhm, murder. But in a cracky way! (that makes it ok, right?)* [highlight to read]
Summary: Marc knew he would never win Roman's heart as himself. After all, he was the past and Deniz was the future and he was not hot and Deniz was SO CUTE and the PERFECT BOYFRIEND. This had been confirmed by focus groups. So there was only one thing to do, really.
Disclaimer: I own nothing, nothing, nothing.
A/N: Hahahahah, omg. Okay. So someone on YouTube was all "Marc, when are you going to learn that you are no Deniz Öztürk???", which had me crack up as I imagined Marc trying to impersonate Deniz and then [info]praderwilli was all "Fanfic bitte?" and I was all, "Oh fucking hell, why not", so... WILLI, YOU CUNNING FOX, THIS IS FOR YOU. And then [info]sdk came along and hyena'd at me and commanded me to post somewhere linkable and I cannot deny her, so... lololol. (Also, if someone were to photoshop Marc trying to look like Deniz, I would be their willing slavegirl for life.)

(Crack is here)
Current Mood: crazy
22 May 2010 @ 07:43 pm
FIC: Opposites Attract  
Title: Opposites Attract
Characters: Marc/Etienne, past Marian/Etienne
Warnings: None/gen, 250 words
Summary: Deniz is not his only rival.
Disclaimer: Totally made up, not real, just nonsense.
A/N: Spontaneously appeared in [info]sdk's journal, reposted here because she made me. It is commentfic, please be gentle.

Opposites Attract
21 May 2010 @ 06:20 am
Fluff & commentfic dump  
In a laughable attempt to be somewhat organised... *scrapes scattered fic together and dumps*

Title: Push To Shove
Author: [info]aldiara
Fandom/Characters: Alles Was Zählt, Marian/Marc-ish, secretly dreaming of becoming Marian/Marc/Roman/Deniz (HAHAHAHAH OMG THAT MAKES "MAMADERO" PLS KEEP THE MPREG PLOTBUNNIES AWAY FROM ME THX
Word Count: "Commentfic" = 800 words in Aldicount *bagplants*
Summary: It's hard to respectfully stalk people in peace when angry Turks get in the way all the time.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, including my own brain. It was loaned to me by Claudia Bergmann.
A/N: It's customary to blame someone for these things, so I'm blaming this post, especially the comment thread, [info]sdk for inspiring it, and [info]redcouchaddict for threatening me with unspeakable pairings to make me post it (NO, NO, TRUST ME. THEY ARE NOT THE FUN KINDS OF UNSPEAKABLE PAIRINGS! *shuddertwitch*)

Ahahahahahahahah )

Title: Six Days
Author: [info]aldiara
Fandom/Characters: Alles Was Zählt, Vanessa/Nina
Word Count: 600 words
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Nina visits Vanessa in Boston to find out if the torrid online affair they've been having (like you do) is the real deal.
Disclaimer: I don't own these girls, much as I'd like to have them as part of my personal harem.
A/N: Originally posted for [info]sdk in [info]shelly_love.

Six Days )

Title: Puppies for Breakfast
Author: [info]aldiara
Fandom/Characters: Alles Was Zählt, Deniz/Roman/Marc
Word Count: 600 words
Rating: G
Summary: Combine puppy eyes with hip bones, add generous helping of Fluff. Resistance is futile.
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters. Lucky them.
A/N: Originally posted for [info]sdk in [info]shelly_love.

“Oh no,” is the first thing Roman says... )
Current Mood: crazy