bat_mod (bat_mod) wrote in newalliance, @ 2012-09-09 08:41:00 |
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Entry tags: | [event] age swap, blue beetle ii, guy gardner, iceman |
Who: Team Bad-With-Girls [Ted Kord, Guy Gardner, Bobby Drake]
What: Holiday Horror Challenge-- Valentine's Edition!
Where: The Mojoverse
When: Sunday, September 9th
Rating: Guy is a teenager, use your best judgement.
Taken from their own lives-- the heroes find themselves transported to an idyllic city park landscape, complete with smooching lovers sitting on a park bench and sharing their feelings.
"Ah, amor. Isn't that sweet? Almost makes you want to puke- am I right?" Mojo's dripping voice oozed through the park, "But hark- what light through yonder bushes breaks? It's Cupid- that promiscuous pixie- here to put a little spark back in the hum drum lives of these hum drum people-- but it looks like something's amiss."
On cue, a woman emerged from the bushes wearing a strategically draped banner of fabric that somehow still managed to float behind her, despite the lack of wind. She carried a bow and quiver filled with arrows with red and pink fletching. Nocking an arrow, Cupid let it fly at one of the innocent bystanders who was suddenly struck with strong and true love--- for the park bench! Climbing up onto it between the lovers, he sat on the bench and began to stroke the wooden planks, whispering sweet nothings and saucy suggestions.
"Uh oh! Looks like Cupid's gotten a little carried away with herself and there's only one way to fix it. See that Love-O-Meter suspended over her head? Wait, technical difficulties-- okay, now do you see it?" True to Mojo's word, a Love-O-Meter appeared over Cupid's head to track the Heroes' progress. "Find a way to raise that baby all the way up to uncontrollable to restore the balance of love, and -- will someone separate that guy and that park bench? This is a family show!"