"Hey baby, love is a strong word," Guy said with a smug look on his face, completely unaware of what the attractive woman had planned for him. Then the blond kid came walking over and stuttering over his words like freaking Rain Main. Guy waved a hand, "Dude, I got this. Chicks dig guys like me." Though some part of his brain (and likely Hal Jordan if he was watching) was laughing pretty hard at the statement.
And then the brunette boy said that Cupid was a dude. "Oh, sick!" Guy shouted, "I'm not going to tell some dude I love him!" He was quick to shove the woman...man...whatever it was, away, narrowly missing getting the arrow stuck in his arm as he was quickly backpedaling away. "I'm not gay and even if your tits look real, no way am I going to kiss some guy."
He shuttered, it not really absorbing at first she tried to strike him with an arrow. But after a pause he said, "Wait a second! You tried to stab me. You bitch!"