It's the 11th hour and I've had a few people drop out of the booth! Seriously, you couldn't have told your girlfriend you were doing this last week? Why is she even mad? It's not like it's a date auction. Note to self: Date auction in the fall? And two of you are sick?! I told everyone to stay healthy! This is... UGH!
I need a few people, men or women for my kissing booth. All you have to do is stand there, look gorgeous, collect money and kiss the customers. Yes, I am already a part of it. I don't want to do two shifts, even though I am a very good kisser. But if there aren't enough volunteers, I'll have to.
If you're not a part of my booth, then please come by and support it. Some of the earnings will go to the LGBT Club, and some will go to local gay rights organizations. There will also be a LGBT Club booth, so visit that too! Haters to the left.
And, of course, you can always purchase an arrow or two. There is time for one last summer fling. ;)