I feel like, although I've been here a while, I've never officially introduced myself. There is a reason for that, but I'll get into it momentarily. First off, introductions -- Hello, my name is Andrew Hart. Some of you may know me from various clubs around campus or as the voice of the Love Line radio show. Others of you may know me in my more official capacity as the Erote known once as Anteros.

Yes, I'm Greek. Son of Aphrodite and Ares. Brother to Eros. God of requited love, avenger of unrequited love, and just generally a fan of love when it goes both ways. And yet I'm also Andrew Hart, brother of Curt and just generally an easy-going guy.

Many, if not all of you, know my mythical father and brother, and have your opinions on them. I'm certain many of you have at least heard of my mythical mother and have your opinions on her. Some of you might be aware of my brothers' powers, and have your opinions in those as well. What you may not know is my own powers, which might be of interest to some of you.

First off, as the God of requited love, I can make the object of your affections think about you. It might only last a short time, but it'll happen.

Second, as the avenger of unrequited love, if someone you love has wronged you, I can make them feel your pain for a short time.

Third, also because I'm the avenger of unrequited love -- a more romantic Hawkeye, if you will -- if I ever find myself squaring off in a fight against someone who has recently wronged another in a romantic sense I'll kick their ass. Hard. Definitively. And with gusto.

Why am I telling you all this? Why not? Besides, it's possible someone might want to take advantage of one of those abilities, and if that be the case now you know who has them.

I'm Anteros, and I support everyone's right to love and be loved in return.

It's refreshing to know who among my peers thinks I'm a spectacularly stuck up bitch and a highly intimidating woman. The girl in question ruined her declaration by adding she found me absolutely hot though. I honestly can't be mad at her.

Unfortunately, I can't have any constructive conversation with the straight male population of the university right now. Pity. I do enjoy a man with brains.

HELP! HELP! HELP!

It's the 11th hour and I've had a few people drop out of the booth! Seriously, you couldn't have told your girlfriend you were doing this last week? Why is she even mad? It's not like it's a date auction. Note to self: Date auction in the fall? And two of you are sick?! I told everyone to stay healthy! This is... UGH!

I need a few people, men or women for my kissing booth. All you have to do is stand there, look gorgeous, collect money and kiss the customers. Yes, I am already a part of it. I don't want to do two shifts, even though I am a very good kisser. But if there aren't enough volunteers, I'll have to.

If you're not a part of my booth, then please come by and support it. Some of the earnings will go to the LGBT Club, and some will go to local gay rights organizations. There will also be a LGBT Club booth, so visit that too! Haters to the left.

And, of course, you can always purchase an arrow or two. There is time for one last summer fling. ;)

Tēnā koutou, It's been far too long since I've been to the States or anywhere that wasn't New Zealand. First I'd like to say I'm proud of my heritage and have a tendency of using our words, though not to the extent of my sister. Hopefully a few of you will catch on quick.

I'm the new professor of Sports Science, Track and Field Coach, as well as taking over the position as Faculty Adviser to the Cross-Country club. For anyone involved in those you will know me as Professor or Coach Harrop, but I prefer Alex.

I'm sure like all college students you don't fully trust the faculty, but I try to keep grounded and completely understand that it is your duty as college students to do stupid things. Just, if you're in Track or Cross-Country or my classes even, try to make it on time and fully capable. I don't need a hungover student attempting to run when they're severely dehydrated from the night previous. That doesn't mean you can skip the practice or class, that just means I need to be told and I will find something else for you to do until you're head is on straight.

Anyone who thinks they're quick come find me and we'll see about making you a real winner.

On the reincarnated note, yes, I'm well aware of who I was and yes, like many here, I was a Greek. That's all you get to know.

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How are the fireworks treating you? Do you need anything? Fans? Food? Ice? I know dorms can be extremely warm because of lack of AC.

Fireworks every time someone trips due to staring at me for too long?

Talk about stroking one's ego.

That one guy did end up inside a trash can though.